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Super excited about trying on glasses. http://t.co/s2pDLoXU

They didn't have ANY tickets for "The Master" here! http://t.co/79Uhzwf6

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ! “@PFTompkins: The Apple Sisters Coming Out with Short Film w/Paul F. Tompkins - thecomedybureau: http://t.co/o2p2EXd3”

I got a new toy. Am I a man yet? #cigar #humidor http://t.co/IZ7Fvsw6

Is the movie 'Compliance' a sequel to 'The Flight of the Navigator?' (cc: @DougBenson ) http://t.co/E4kgLwsr

Wow, my dumb autism tumblr post/tweet got way more critique and attention than warranted. Calm down everyone.

“@PFTompkins: Be sure to stay through the credits of "The Master" to see Nick Fury recruit people for the Sea Org!” <- love this!

I WANT TO SEE "THE MASTER."

Crockpot Pumpkin Spice Lattes : perfect for a large fall gathering - open house, trick or treating p http://t.co/gON6o3iX

I gave @amyschumer +K about Abortion on @klout.

I'm probably more proud of the fact that I'll always be able to pick up a guitar and play Misirlou than I should be.

“@ATT: Texting & driving - finally put the habit to rest by replying or retweeting w/ "I pledge" ” txting & drving is easy. Doing it ri

Check out friend of the show @johnrossbowie on today's @TotallyLaime! (hopeful future friends of the show!)

I bet doctors would have an easier time getting depressed patients to take mess if the pills were shakes like guns.

Am I going to regret downloading both Fifty Shades of Grey AND Magic Mike for my wife today?

I didn't think it was possible for my wife to become even hotter than she already was but I'll be damned if she isn't pulling it off anyways! Lucky and in love

It's the iCarly when @jerrytrainor makes the gang a spodie. http://t.co/XtdM1MBM

Almost 100 likes on the Facebook page. Does this mean anything? Press like and pass it on? http://t.co/4PyQ1Jdm

I just ousted @juss10 as the mayor of Chehalis Western Trail on @foursquare! http://t.co/wnuEBzRQ

Can the new iPhone do THIS? I didn't think so http://t.co/l0xUxuFO

Running - Ben and Jerry's = my face is getting skinnier #HealthyMath http://t.co/1F7cn2py

New ep of The Stay Home Dadcast - What type of pet is right for your family? http://t.co/3FkkNgUY (cc: @TotallyLaime)

Looking forward to my chat with @AndyKindler later this morning. Probably should have mentioned what my podcast was about.

These kids tried to steal one of my kids' bikes. BUSTED. http://t.co/yvTm7hVS

Just said to my 8yo "you are a big boy, you can wipe your own butt." so, am I doing good or bad as a parent?