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ChaseRoper
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Photo: Thanks for the excruciating food poisoning! I’ll be back in about NEVER EVER. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/mToI7ulY
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Dear pharmacies, I'm asking if you can get me the good sudafed, for an actual cold. Not for my rolling meth lab. #MethylamineIsBetterAnyways
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I may or may now have booked Andy Kindler for an upcoming episode. (I did) so subscribe to the show so you don't miss out!
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“@eccalkins: @ChaseRoper I've seriously considered melting down candy corn and drinking it. . .” You disgust me.
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Ladies - Enough with the owls on everything. Owls aren't cute. They eat mice and poop out of their mouths.
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earwolf: Love, Dad: ObservingThe dads are here to remind you to keep your eyes peeled on this week’s Love, D… http://t.co/98ERYRFX
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Every single one of my kids are at school right now. At the same time. Life is changing and I need my security blanket.
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Not Without My Dayghter - I can’t sleep. My 5yo starts kindergarten tomorrow. I feel as though my whole life... http://t.co/00VjjFNZ
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Overheard: BOY1: Swiss Army is the best company is the world. BOY2: Really? BOY1: yeah, their Swiss army knife is bullet proof!
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Overheard: Behind the scenes at Safeway Artisan Soup Kitchen - Soup Chef 1: What should we put in this... http://t.co/mNaGNHky
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I am about to take my 3 kids to their open house at school in 3 separate classrooms - by MYSELF. It was an honor k…
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Ep40 Help! I need to figure how to be more manly so my kids don't laugh at me… http://t.co/VyN7iwHc
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Guy in line complaint that the bank is stl closed. I have bad news for you guy. #LaborDay