ChaseRoper

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"You won't like me when I miss Judge Wapner." - Autistic Bruce Banner

IS BREAKING BAD ON YET

Autism initiated a sneak attack in the Roper house early this morning. FRUSTRATION.

This Mr. Lid commercial is bonkers.

This guy needs our help! Http://www.savewalterwhite.com

If I was Hitler, I'd have been working on a time machine so I could go back and make sure no one ever builds any time machines.

My @Klout score went up 2 points. I am a GOD AMONG MEN!

Now booking stand-up dates for the Pacific NW. Tell your friends and enemies. --> http://t.co/AM0DmJqv

Walking around the lake. Memorial for 2yo who drowned here last month. #sad http://t.co/thKqg1Zi

8yo is flipping out to see Sam from iCarly on Cupcake Wars. Grabbed phone, snapped pic. http://t.co/Dgzvrc3b

Did the Internet figure out if rape is bad yet?

My kids are watching Figure it Out right now on Nick. @KirkFox is making this enjoyable for me.

I keep finding tacks on the floor that my 6yo pulled out from posters and threw during a tantrum. I'm finding them with my feet.

"Arrested!? My son told me I could just clear the browser history and nobody would know!" - Fred Willard not understanding computers

It's sad that one of my life goals is to be listed as a @WitStreamdotcom aristocrat.

Update from the Stay at Home Dadcast - http://t.co/LcoDX7sf

Ask me your tough parenting/kid related questions! Some people think I'm expert. These people may or may not be "Klo... http://t.co/lwFQp1He

Having a hard time falling asleep? Try Downtown Abbey!

If this is what they have in mind for 4D movies, count me OUT.

a girl helped a wounded young man who wanted to find his little sister. Anyone know if she made it??? http://t.co/iqYWd53C

I've kept the news off the TV all day because my kids are home and I don't want them to know how terrible the world can be yet.

Really CNN? Do we need a cgi of the shooter throwing smoke cans?

"Those 20 people didn't have what it takes but I can UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN!" - 21st Person to get injured on Tony Robbins' fire walk.

"Sp you're living paycheck to paycheck. Guess what, me too." - Montel Williams