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ChaseRoper

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  1. Photo: Be prepared to get jelly, Internet. We’ve totes got a puppy. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/UrFRfjgn

  2. Sometimes family makes me want to move my family out of state.

  3. If you think cooking with bacon is lazy. #youmightbeafoodie

  4. There's no way @MissesRoper is keeping Bachelorette on all the way through Breaking Bad, right? RIGHT!?

  5. "oh you meticulously placed this blanket in my bed?" #puppygate http://t.co/SZioTetI

  6. Thank you, "babysitter," for reminding me why we never go out.

  7. I just ousted Stewart L. as the mayor of Clearwood Community swimming pool on @foursquare! http://t.co/G6RBSTwI

  8. Words cannot express the disdain I have in my life for bedtime.

  9. The back to school season is upon us! Check out this helpful(?) episode ep of The Stay at Home Dadcast http://t.co/5NQFfZVw

  10. Liking this FB page is good for you. http://t.co/qXoUvwKA

  11. I know Cali had an earthquake and all but my puppy won't go to sleep and I want to MURDER.

  12. earwolf: New Podcast!: Love, Dad with David Koechner & Jeff UlrichWelcome to the first episode of Love, Dad!… http://t.co/8MZR2nZa

  13. Photo: I was in my parents’ wedding. Wearing Hello Kitty sandals WTF?! (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/KLICLuuK

  14. Photo: My cat’s name is Dexter and last night was the night. #natureshots (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/puP3hth3

  15. You can now get my memoir "On Being a Stay at Home Dad" for the mere cost of one tweet! details here: http://t.co/V3uezNM1

  16. Photo: Kids woke me up 30min ago. #yolo? (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/L6P37DrH

  17. Eat a few handfuls of Cheez-It snack mix and then take a drink of your iced coffee if you hate your taste buds.

  18. Paul Ryan's middle name is Saddam.

  19. My new stage gimmick. I declare myself the King of comedy and then eat a whole BK kids meal. http://t.co/Pe9Ompk4

  20. Anyone know how dub step works? http://t.co/J1wtcT30

  21. Oh man, I forgot my comedy posse! http://t.co/XqInILFu

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