ChaseRoper

Dear decorators, NO KID ever says, "I want a nautical bedroom!"

I'm looking up bedroom theme ideas for the kids' new rooms. What ideas do you guys have? I need a room for a 5yo girl, and then boys that are 7, 8, and 13.

Photo: My hot wifey and the bartender. #TheyreSisters (Taken with Instagram at Cheers Downtown Bar & Grill) http://t.co/4XTgnKS4

BREAKING: Buzz Aldrin's "moon walk" story now unable to be trumped at dinner parties.

It's about to get all Mr. Wizard up in here. #DomesticatedBreakingBad http://t.co/Wc7Kf3nU

Has anybody written a book called "How to Turn Those Favs Into RTs" yet? Would someone please?

Help me open my #Instacanvas gallery, click to request it. Thanks http://t.co/jXCLcHRe via @instacnvs

Playing in the water at Sand in the City http://t.co/ySMXDpLL

[bEEP BOO BOO BOP] http://t.co/BvFew5N1

Photo: Good morning. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/N8sqB3vH

YUM. #farmersmarket Also, how do I get on #MastetChef? http://t.co/19htc50Q

Photo: Sshhh. Nobody tell my wife @sabrenad that I got her flowers to help her recover from a shitty day!... http://t.co/RDptKh0i

Having my 13yo babysit the other 3 kids while run small errands around town makes me feel like Ferris Bueller.

If this hurricane postpones the GOP convention, then by their own logic, this means God hates the GOP, right? #tcot

If this hurricane postpones the GOP convention, then by their own logic, this means God hates the GOP, right?

Why would you even have these in the store?! @ WinCo Foods http://t.co/m6VjAZnj

Photo: Registering Gracie for kindergarten! (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/rSaEkgsz

Perfect oatmeal without bananas? Impossible! http://t.co/QtJ4dFUp

I hate moving. - Share this if you agree that moving is the worst. http://t.co/fPu5dWAq

Have Daniel Tosh and Todd Akin grabbed lunch and chatted about rape yet?

Just got the news about Phyllis Diller. She lived a long life and was/ will always be comedy icon. R.I.P.

Photo: I didn’t know there was a games, bicycle, guitar, DVD style of Kung Fu. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/5zmHZovk

Ass face who tail gated me for 10 miles. Hope crashes into an aids tree. http://t.co/qO0vF20a

Our puppy is a real Marley and Me - We have an adorable puppy named Lyric. The kids love him, my wife loves... http://t.co/xq6gupVQ

Sure, your family has seen this movie but now you can pay $70 to go see it again! http://t.co/j8gA0rtE