ChaseRoper

RT @jillybeaner9300 @ChaseRoper You should do a YouTube "Commercial" too. What you do is important. There are Dads out there that need you.

Apparently I decided to mess around with my tumblr theme to the point where I erased the entire design and can't get it back. Ooops. (loading gun)

Apparently I decided to mess around with my tumblr theme until I erased the entire design and can't get it back. Ooops. (loading gun)

ME: $49 for a Tumblr theme!? Who the crap spends that for a - TUMBLR: Custom backgrounds! Infinite Scroll! 50+ Fonts! Social Media Integration! Intagram Plugin! Super Customizable! ME: . . . I HAVE TO GET THIS THEME.

ME: $49 for a Tumblr theme!? Who the crap spends- TUMBLR: Custom backgrounds! 50+ Fonts! Intagram Plugin! Infinite Scroll! ME: I NEED THIS.

We did it! 3,000 downloads may be a small amount to some podcasts but I choose to revel in this! http://t.co/Cr5k4L40

How do you know what time in the morning to stop telling your kids to be quiet because it's too early? I was thinking around 3pm?

Photo: This ought to be on the school supply list. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/MwD3qi5Y

Sure, your family has seen this movie but now you can pay $70 to go see it again! http://t.co/j8gA0rtE

Icelandic accents must be done on your knees. #professional #bumbershoot http://t.co/4lQRyEsO

Our puppy is a real Marley and Me - We have an adorable puppy named Lyric. The kids love him, my wife loves... http://t.co/xq6gupVQ

Ass face who tail gated me for 10 miles. Hope crashes into an aids tree. http://t.co/qO0vF20a

Photo: I didn’t know there was a games, bicycle, guitar, DVD style of Kung Fu. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/5zmHZovk

I see @hodgman sitting in the audience, you know, like a regular human being. #Bumbershoot @PFTompkins Live

Photo: Waiting for @paulscheer to do something so @junediane & Mantzukous can start HDTGM! (Taken with... http://t.co/K2EUzz2k

Just got the news about Phyllis Diller. She lived a long life and was/ will always be comedy icon. R.I.P.

Have Daniel Tosh and Todd Akin grabbed lunch and chatted about rape yet?

I hate moving. - Share this if you agree that moving is the worst. http://t.co/fPu5dWAq

Perfect oatmeal without bananas? Impossible! http://t.co/QtJ4dFUp

Photo: Registering Gracie for kindergarten! (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/rSaEkgsz

Why would you even have these in the store?! @ WinCo Foods http://t.co/m6VjAZnj

If this hurricane postpones the GOP convention, then by their own logic, this means God hates the GOP, right?

If this hurricane postpones the GOP convention, then by their own logic, this means God hates the GOP, right? #tcot

Photo: Sshhh. Nobody tell my wife @sabrenad that I got her flowers to help her recover from a shitty day!... http://t.co/RDptKh0i

YUM. #farmersmarket Also, how do I get on #MastetChef? http://t.co/19htc50Q