ChaseRoper

How awesome would it have been ifThe guest speaker was Hector Salamanca ringing that bell for 30min? #RNC #breakingbad #Heisenberg2012

Photo: Good morning. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/N8sqB3vH

[bEEP BOO BOO BOP] http://t.co/BvFew5N1

Playing in the water at Sand in the City http://t.co/ySMXDpLL

Help me open my #Instacanvas gallery, click to request it. Thanks http://t.co/jXCLcHRe via @instacnvs

Has anybody written a book called "How to Turn Those Favs Into RTs" yet? Would someone please?

It's about to get all Mr. Wizard up in here. #DomesticatedBreakingBad http://t.co/Wc7Kf3nU

BREAKING: Buzz Aldrin's "moon walk" story now unable to be trumped at dinner parties.

Dear assholes and misogynists; I hate you http://t.co/DfDE3o3K

Photo: My hot wifey and the bartender. #TheyreSisters (Taken with Instagram at Cheers Downtown Bar & Grill) http://t.co/4XTgnKS4

I'm looking up bedroom theme ideas for the kids' new rooms. What ideas do you guys have? I need a room for a 5yo girl, and then boys that are 7, 8, and 13.

Dear decorators, NO KID ever says, "I want a nautical bedroom!"

A bee in the car is like my kids' own personal Saw movie.

Thinking of launching a Kickstarter to fill my liquor cabinet. $1 donations can come had a drink at my... http://t.co/o8fmykF6

Photo: First time not having dad cut his hair. Pretty sure he hates all of this. #aspergers! (Taken with... http://t.co/Qxz8sYtF

Pretty sure my cat wants me to murder it.

Connor playing the Dexter theme at Wind Up Here in downtown Olympia. http://t.co/KGQ6mTTX

Check out the latest Stay at Home Dadcast ep! http://t.co/lUTOco87

ICYMI: Ep39 Settling in at the New House http://t.co/XDgiIr29

This is like saying "I can't wait to hate myself!"RT jeff_mihelcic11: I wanna be a stay at home Dad! #bestjob

Hey if you want to ruin your teenagers hair right before school starts for free, head over JCPenney's!

My Son at the Library: Isn't this the show @scottaukerman said he wrote on. #soproud http://t.co/riY9VPHd

Photo: How do I explain this to my kids? (Taken with Instagram at Comcast) http://t.co/uJTB7nz5

Guy in line complaint that the bank is stl closed. I have bad news for you guy. #LaborDay

Photo: Putting coffee in my head before I become the most productive man on earth. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/VQAKPpbe