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Not sure if your child's ADHD med is working? Forget to fill the Rx for 2 days watch the ensuing chaos unravel. #DadFail

A funny memoir from a real life Stay at Home Dad? That dad is me? I have a book? It's only 99 cents!? http://t.co/EpIIoVX3

just put ground cinnamon in my coffee that turned out to be ground cumin. These are very different.

My son wants to know whether or not I'm going to be alive when he is a grown up. Good morning!

My 6yo woke me up. Puked and went back to sleep. So that's 2 kids down. Soon it will be me. My time is running out. . .

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Getting ready to celebrate my niece's 2nd bday. Rocking out to @Tmbg in the car with the kids. #Apollo18

Like dominating my twitter feed? RT: @TheTonyClifton I will now allow you people to tell me how much I've touched your tiny little lives.

Hey everybody, do me a favor - go to this page and hit the "Like" button? http://t.co/qXoUvwKA

Sometimes my writing process includes playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2.

Adam Corolla is a vagina.

I've got a current copy of Writer's Market in hand. It will be a summer of query letters! Who's says I'm not a REAL writer? Besides me, most of the time.

Just paid a guy who came to my door $30 to mow my lawn. Am I going to be on an episode of American Gypsies now? #TLC

Sometimes the Twitter server can be a real asshole.: http://t.co/oeWZqqMk

"Happy Birthday to Faul McCartney!" - my 13yo

At some point, the Internet decided that if you are an idiot and like to act like a horrible human being, you must follow @JenKirkman.

It's windy and raining ad about 62 degrees outside. My kids are swimming. #happyfathersday http://t.co/6Lezyjaw

I got to use the bathroom without getting walked in on. Best Fathers Day EVER!

Don't forget to wish your auto correct a Happy Farmer's Day!

I have interest in seeing him in it if that helps sway anybody! RT: @iamcomicmovie Hey @peteholmez - any interest in being in my next doc?

I almost never drop or fumble things. I'm like a real I Can't Believe It's Not Butter fingers. . . . Sorry. I'll see myself off the internet now.

Here's a past episode of the Stay at Home Dadcast I did with the hilariously talented @JohnRossBowie. Very fun chat! http://t.co/edSSjMoc

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vagina upon thee! #VaginaMovieLines

What the hell is going on?! My favorite podcasts keep becoming tv shows! Congrats to @saraschaefer1 and @NikkiGlaser!

Working on a bit where I order my beef Wellington as a beef medium rare-ington.