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ChaseRoper

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  1. Is the movie 'Compliance' a sequel to 'The Flight of the Navigator?' (cc: @DougBenson ) http://t.co/E4kgLwsr

  2. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ! β€œ@PFTompkins: The Apple Sisters Coming Out with Short Film w/Paul F. Tompkins - thecomedybureau: http://t.co/o2p2EXd3”

  3. They didn't have ANY tickets for "The Master" here! http://t.co/79Uhzwf6

  4. Super excited about trying on glasses. http://t.co/s2pDLoXU

  5. "Bitch fucking shit moron!" - According to my delightful 7yo, this is what kind of dad I am. I love him. http://t.co/KQxd2EGT

  6. John Edward just sensed that someone lost a son and saw murky water. Leading cause of death for kids/teens in the summer is drowning!

  7. Photo: Rushed morning. #busstop (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/7SOITK7h

  8. This is going to be crucial to my writing career. http://t.co/44KqVFaQ

  9. TIP: coffee with the principal is a strong political move for your kids.

  10. "Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger. Unless we're talking about my girlfriend @kimkardashian." - @kanyewest

  11. for all my followers in the Olympia area: @sweetcharleybs is the BEST place to get some cupcakes. Early #FF!

  12. Got the kiddos cupcakes today to stave off guilt over taking @missesroper to the fair later without telling/taking the kids.

  13. . @missesroper said just now at the fair "Why are people fucking stupid and then have babies?"

  14. The finest European jewelry the fair has to offer! http://t.co/FiLKrizH

  15. This dude stole from @mikedrucker. Boo. β€œ@MDunn82: It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world. . . "

  16. Instead of getting thrills at the fair by going on scary rides, I eat questionably prepared foods.

  17. Do you enjoy The Stay at Home Dadcast? Would you consider kicking a buck or 2 my way? Click http://t.co/fYOCyuq3 - to help me out!

  18. <3 TIG β€œ@JAdomian: Tig Notaro on CONAN Last night Conan O’Brien interviewed Tig Notaro about her difficult l… http://t.co/wOtkOX2o”

  19. How do I make one of those newsletter "Daily" things that steals everyone's tweets and tumblr posts? #paperli

  20. Yeast infection? There's a pap for that.

  21. Most expensive piece of musical equipment? Violin? Harp? Nope. It's the mouthpiece for a baritone sax.

  22. Science Old Wives Tale: A watched pot never boils before 100 degrees Celsius at 1 atmosphere of pressure.

  23. Photo: Cheesy hash browns are GO! (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/mab4YbZ8

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