ChaseRoper
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Da da da da da da da da circus. Some one kill me. Afro Circus. Polka dot polka dot polka dot. Afro.
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I'm working on my new childrens book for kids living with Aspergers called "I Don't Understand Your Social Cues."
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Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'Chaseroper'. #NoWillToLiveToday http://t.co/xCe6Ygde
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Back in our high school journalism days, Philip Palermo and I drew goofy smiley faces on ourselves with eyeliner in order to force our adviser to send us to the principal's office per a secret and soon to be controversial staff memo. All because some students were causing a disruption by wanting to dress like depressed clowns. HAPPY GOTH DAY!
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About 5 hours ago, I typed this into this update box: “I’m really productive so far today but I can’t help... http://t.co/a89AH6Qd
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About 5 hours ago, I typed this into this update box: "I'm really productive so far today but I can't help but feel as though I'm about to spend about 1 -2 hours reading up on Rominachel Gypsies later." Then the internet went out until just now. . . You win universe.
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If the Klout algorithm could read between the lines, it would know that I'm actually influential about suicide.
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So far, ZERO of the reps for the comedians I'm hoping to speak with have been able to confirm a time for meeting up at Sasquatch. I'll just have to blind side these guys in the beer garden.
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You guys! I got a crazy new plant today! It talks and eats drops of blood. This will work out great!
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I'll upgrade my iPhone to one with Siri but only if I can program Siri to respond when I call it JARVIS. #TheAvengers #IronMan
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GOD: I am going to make females the most exquisite and temptingly beautiful thing in all creation. HEAVENS:... http://t.co/lAl96M7g
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There's nothing like waking up on a sat morning with the sun shining and feeling totally indifferent about being alive.