ChaseRoper

Vaccines don't cause Autism - Do They? http://t.co/vz9DKGFB

I gave @pbsparents +K about Parenting on @klout http://t.co/2AalMDxi

I just realized that I don't have take the biggest bite possible when I eat my food. I'm 32 years old.

TV Pitch: Foreclosure Wars. Watch a rag tag group of entrepreneurs try to out bid each other on recent evacuated homes!

Marriage tip: It's good to tell your wife that she is much thinner than her sister. #13YearsExperience

getting ready to take the kids to the playground. Going to try to enjoy this gorgeous day. I'll back to unwarranted pessimism tomorrow!

The show on TLC right now is wildly inappropriate for my 7yo.

Had to re post that last w/ corrected hash tag. Sorry, I'M HUMAN.

Did Kony leave candy under anyone's pillow last night? #kony21012 #konycandy

NO CREAMER.

I'm not allowed to announce that my Nielsen box will be set for 8 visitors during @PFTompkins' special http://t.co/S2vrimxF

Happy 4/20 everybody! I'm a grown man with children and have no idea how to acquire or ingest marijuana. But for those of you who do, enjoy skirting your responsibilties today! I mean, drugs are bad kids!

Less of these kinds RT: @moo9 @ChaseRoper " privacy " http://t.co/65jgMQA4 great

My wife is walking with March of Dimes to raise money for sick babies. Please make a pledge. Every little bit helps. http://t.co/XajrerML

I'm trolling fro podcast guests. Interested in talking for 15 min on the phone sometime with me? Hit me up!

What is this, Paranormal Activity 4!?: http://t.co/V8aFGPsI

Dick Clark was alive?

Join @Kiva: Get $25 free trial and help alleviate poverty. http://t.co/ZxjBKm1w via @Kiva - This is a FANTASTIC idea. Make difference.

A new @IFC clip from @ComedyBangBang w/ @ScottAukerman and Zach Galifianakis Video: http://t.co/SpQA8hYY

"It's been fun getting to know Ted Nugent. He's the right height." - Mitt Romney

.@eddiepepitone just showed up on House. This bad day is turning around.

My Klout score fell again. The whole world IS A LIE!

And on the 8th day, God said, "All things shall fix themselves by turning off their power, waiting one minute, and turning it back on."

Ep22 - Which Charities Should You Support? http://t.co/ExyvVcqK

I don't like that @twitter is promoting The Rapists on my who to follow list.