ChaseRoper
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Not easy watching the bus drive off with all my little ones today. Anyone else feel like sitting in the school parking lot all day?
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New Instagram Terms of Service: "Individuals appearing in photos automatically forfeit the rights to their first born child."
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What if somebody made an app that you take your picture with like pic stitch but it embossed "instagram sucks" then imports to instagram.
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The new Instagram TOS is great news for companies looking to advertise yellow tinted plates of food and/or clouds.
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Also made commitments to pay off every bill I've ever had because tomorrow is the end of the world. HAHAHA SUCKERS!
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In other news, my daughter saw Wreck It Ralph and keeps saying " I'm Vanilla Pee!" instead of Vanellope. you know, vanilla scented urine
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It's such a mess in my living room right now that you almost can't notice my candy cane print pj's. Merry Christmas! http://t.co/K05dPgds
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Some of these toys shouldn't say "some assembly required." they should say, "engineering degree required."
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It's such a mess in my living room right now that you almost can't notice my candy cane print pj's. Merry Christmas! http://t.co/s7fleHGG
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Update: These bubbles are manufactured in China and were purchased for mass distribution by Greenbrier International Inc (parent company to Dollar Tree.) I attempted to speak with some regarding their horrible smelling bubbles but was placed on voicemail that is full. The machine also said that if this call is a medical emergency to leave a message but they can't guarantee same day call back. If you are having a medical emergency and the first thing you do is call the Dollar Tree, well then m...
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So extremely proud of my boy right now. Just tore up the court and lead his team in their first game to a VICTORY!
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I waited so long to watch The Master and now that I am , I think it might be one of the most boring movies I've ever seen,
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Uhm. . . My dog throws up and then eats it. I think his Chakra is permanently unbalanced. http://t.co/fYgC6c1x
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Interesting that @pastormark says God is AGAINST stay at home dads. That we are failing as men. http://t.co/12ImVlQZ #SAHD
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Photo: Now accepting Father of the Year nominations. #thisStayAtHomeDadCleansUpWell (at Mary Bridge... http://t.co/cnebJv3V
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Age I was given: 29Dating: Married for 10 years with 4 kids. Ages 8, 4, 3, and 1. Lived: Lacey, WA. On a road called Clover Loop.Worked: NOWHERE! By this time I was almost done with my first year as a stay at home dad. I tried starting a press release writing service, wrote a spec script for TV, and did some freelance SEO Consulting for a comedian. All of this pulled away from my duties to focus on my home and kids! (I joke that I'm bad at this now, but I WAS BAD at it then!)Feared: proba...