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Photo: liezlwashere: johnrossbowie: Naked human giant babies, #sfsketchfest (at Orchid Salon) Naked Babies... http://t.co/GacX3Xm0

This episode does not have the Pope but it DOES have former stay at home dad, @eccalkins! http://t.co/Lu5oFXBV

“@PBandJenelley_1: The quieter u become, the more u can hear. ✌” you should apply for Pope.

My iPhone screen is broken! What do I do!? http://t.co/NzOH8P76

Photo: Ok. I need 5 more of these. http://t.co/iWVnH0NZW0

Writing his own song parodies. http://t.co/zPtYN0K6

Cops just looking for some dummy who violated a restraining order. Thanks for freaking me the fuck out!

“@PBandJenelley_1: I'm broadcasting Jenelle Evans live on #Ustream. Come watch and chat!” will you be sharing opinions in the #sotu?

That's right Safeway, I don't have my name on my club card so no Three's Company jokes for you!

"I told a baby it was ugly as fuck. Right to its ugly fucking face." - @nikkiglaser on my tv. #wokemywifefromlaughing

enjoying the warm inviting sounds of The Jaws Family. cc: @PFTompkins @howardkremer @shelbyfero

Photo: Let’s start this crazy day! #busstop (at the Ropers) http://t.co/jnBZZ6C3

“@DrOz: How many of you have under-eye circles? Here is the best way to get rid of them: http://t.co/MbZ9Z5Ei” Suicide?

Groovin' http://t.co/pDk4IIB0

“@KevinCease: diarrhea” #candyheartrejects

I don't how many of you remember me railing against this fake charity group, Autism Awareness Washington? But my talking with reporters and filing a complaint with the at tourney generals office was not for naught! They're going DOWN! http://m.theolympian.com/olympian/db_97849/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=BEsvOD0k

When is valentines day? http://t.co/JUumkX7w

Photo: What am I, the most amazing dad ever? #valentines #heartpancakes http://t.co/GX8ToUTW

People don't need to eat more fiber when constipated. They can just come to my house for a cup of coffee. That always does the trick.

Disney's Chimpanzee movie would have been vastly different if it was Disney's Bonobos. #crazymonkeysex

Passengers on #Carnival cruise were FORCED to go camping.

Kids will be home for the next four days! http://t.co/LP1Rqfdt

What's your kid drawing, a bunch dumb hearts? http://t.co/d9OpPNkOQn

Question: I'm buying a domain name today. What's the best method to do this? GoDaddy?

This weekend you can catch what I can only assume is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon LIVE http://t.co/f1CHp5Mg