ChaseRoper

I just committed suicide. April Fools! I'm doing it later today.

I did it! I booked @moonfrye on the Stay at Home Dadcast for Autism Awareness Month! APRIL FOOLS, I've still failed at this. And most things

I'm in the mood to take the family out for breakfast. But later. Like around lunch time.

Zimmerman's brother breaks silence on Piers Morgan. Says when they were little, a hoodie killed their mom.

It would appear that one of my kids has glued my desk pen to my notebook for April Fools' Day. . . I am so proud him/her.

I really hope Will can lead the Nick #KCA's to a new all time high Slime Record. Finger's crossed!

once again, my wife is off for a special fun thing her work is hosting and because nobody on Earth will babysit for us, I'm home tonight. Just now that anyone posting about the cool thing you're doing tonight, I don't secretly hate you. I publicly hate you.

I feel like @meganamram would approve of my new very serious internet service. http://t.co/rAxDkwv6

My wife's office is walking for March of Dimes to help little babies! Please make a pledge or RT! (no favs!) http://t.co/FbBJvgUb

I'm trying hopelessly to book @moonfrye on The Stay at Home Dadcast for Autism Awareness Month. Any of you have an "in"?

Happy birthday to @BillCorbett! He's made me laugh from my immature adolescent years to my immature adult years!

If any of you play Draw Something and use obscene pics and/or cheat, add me! User: ChaseRoper

New Stay at Home Dadcast is out today. http://t.co/MFPhJfmR #sahd #parenting

I love that #TeamFollowBack (@teamwepromo) is following zero users. You guys are going to win at twitter!

Episode 19 - Handy Work with Guest Kyle Sigman http://t.co/eI5CiYAh

If @MichaelC4Real turns out to be fake, well, I'll just unfollow. Sorry if I led you to believe I'd do something more dramatic than that.

I just made my kids' dinner by playing Chopped: Home Edition

I have a eraser | a story by my 6yo with Austism. http://t.co/GXThVQEV

Looking to book some guests on the Stay at Home Dadcast to talk about #Autism for #AutismAwarenessMonth. Interested? @ Me!

Looking to book some guests for the Stay at Home Dadcast to talk about Autism in April for Autism Awareness Month. Interested? Let me know!

Kids asked me to find Angry Birds Dubstep for my next podcast episode. . . good call!

Photo: capricecrane: This Just In: I found out who’s behind the production of these poisonous snacks! http://t.co/rqpKL3cM

Photo: andreastreeter: Excuse me, that’s LORD Andrew Loyd Webber. http://t.co/vx7Cf7RL

.@RobDelaney is my fav for Best Twitter in #ComedyAwards. Other nominees don't even come close. http://t.co/RMcmB96k

In other news: James Cameron traveled to the bottom of Kim Kardashian's vaginal canal.