ChaseRoper
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"there's too many races to hate. Let's just hate everyone who wears hoodies." - The KKK just before they kill themselves. <-- ideal world.
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If you've ever wondered if you should kill yourself, I have great news. The Walmart credit application is the perfect litmus test.
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I have had to click through 4 different "Contact Us" sub-domains so far in my search to find Verizon's phone number. #annoyed
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Photo: liezlwashere: There are some adults I know who should give up Tumblr in favor of books too. http://t.co/MOXSjd95
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Goldilocks was an entitled spoiled little brat who should have been eaten by those bears.
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I just can't think up a good etch-a-sketch tweet. [pours sand into laptop, closes it and shakes]
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These yogurt covered raisins would be better if the yogurt was chocolate and the raisins were gone.
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12yo wasn't thrilled with me replacing all his Disturned, Slayer, Megadeath with @TMBG. Until today when he's singing along to Dinner Bell.
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Just rubbed hand sanitizer on an open cut. If you need me, I'll be fighting off the urge to kill myself to escape the pain.
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RT and Fav if you get pretty depressed and start hating Twitter after going a couple days without getting any RT's or Fav's.
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Just called a place that my biological father supposedly worked at. He's got other kids & a wife. Also, turns out he's dead. Weird day!
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$98 seems a bit much for an Easter dress but it's the minimum price for any dress my 4yo is interested in.: http://t.co/uHWVksf8
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Besides duct tape & a closet? “@Todaysparent: Does your child have "interruptitis"? Find out how to deal with it - http://t.co/LMvbnpin”
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Searching obituaries for my biological father whom I've never met and who's last name I can't spell. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of day
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You can't *let* your boy w/ Aspergers beat you at Sorry. He will question every *bad* move you make.
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What's the word for when you wipe but the toilet paper tears and you end up with feces on your hand? Asking for my grossly specific friend.
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Kids asked what St Patrick's Day is for. Untold them he was a slave that eventually converted pagans in Ireland to Catholics. Then later, he beat a bunch of snakes with a stick. So now we wear green or else you get pinched.