ChaseRoper

This is the best part of the Bachelor. The horrible awkward break up. Watching a smiling face turn to a hate filled grimace.

Just heard someone in the papal conclave sing "klaatu barada nikto." #evilDead

Photo: Perfect for Easter! Also perfect for Christmas, Winter, and Sleep day! http://t.co/SCc61ZB5G1

Photo: “I like you leprechaun. I want you, leprechaun, as a friend.” She has set up one if her doll houses... http://t.co/L3ZGSUgdES

Happy Nerd Day, nerds!

Today looks promising. #busstop @ The Ropers http://t.co/O0spMealA7

routines// I need to make a few of these for boy with Aspergers. Inexpensive materials and for pictu http://t.co/hSwRBTFjmC

If booked what I thought was a featuring stand-up gig for next tue and found out that I'm, in fact, headlining, how panicked should I be?

Seriously love watching this more than anything on TV. (cc: @PFTompkins @ScottAukerman @DougBenson) http://t.co/x74Dt6kNGG

#howto make hot cocoa the least cost effective. http://t.co/O3cKw9LEkW

New ep of The Stay at Home Dad Cast is up with @Jason23Nash! Let's Get Honest! http://t.co/zWAiO4oEKQ

“@Sunnyfan09: @ChaseRoper Evil Dead” BINGO. I'm initiating my son. This weekend!

Breaking #vine #news http://t.co/gAoWa7IsUU

What did you think of this episode with @Jason23Nash I have a feeling we'll be hearing more from him again. http://t.co/zWAiO4oEKQ

Wow. Still on Stitcher Radio's top 100 Parenting/Family podcast list! Thanks you guys. http://t.co/Fkw1Kaz6R6

Chase's Kitchen ep1 #vine #food http://t.co/3X8vrQVSBp

Hey guys! I'll be at Axis SportsBarin Longview, WA, Tue at 8pm doing some stand-up. $5 to get in. Also there will be a band called Beer Can Fitness playing. So. . . There's that.

Parents, Spring Break happens soon & I thought this episode about surviving Summer Break may be good to revisit http://t.co/LBlIJzSQrs

Best parent awards going out to me and Sabrena Roper. Yeah! We're awesome!!

Best parents ever? #stpatricksday http://t.co/ezSrZktqXN

Kids: Dad, what IS St. Patrick's Day?Me: There were snakes I think and a guy with a stick and uh - HERE WATCH THIS. https://t.co/1q8vcI1aId

I am officially back in the market for a daytime job!

History Channel's "The Bible" is just as helpful in my life as the actual bible in helping me fall asleep.

I didn't sleep last night and am feeling completely exhausted. Watched The Two Towers on TV then it came on again and I figured I'd fall asleep a second time through but nope. Watched that whole thing again. Dosed off at 3 but was awakened by a 5yo asking to sleep in my bed and for me to leave and sleep in her bed because there's isn't enough room for three in my bed.