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ChaseRoper
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My 4yo daughter is singing ♫Girls have a vagina / Boys have peanuts!♫ you know, just celebrating differences I guess.
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Kids can be the most amazing things in your life but they can also steal and lie and totally ruin your afternoon.
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I hope "closet time" is mentioned! @parenting "Help! My kid is so bossy!" Here's what to do:
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About to play dollhouse with my 4yo. Thinking the story line today will include a love affair between Buzz Lightyear and Ms. Potts.
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4 Snows days is the 8th circle of hell. Plus a chat with Eli Braden! http://t.co/VY7zzDUx
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Sweet Baby rays BBQ sauce with a spoonful of homemade raspberry jam and a few dashes of red pepper sauce is going on my burger. NOM NOM NOM
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Please watch John Mulaney's (@mulaney) 1hr stand-up special tonight at 10/9c on Comedy Central http://t.co/GkCtX4pH
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Death is looming. Enjoy it! RT @morgan_murphy what he said. RT @warrenellis: @pattonoswalt It's your birthday? Have a great one, mate.
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My kids have half day of school today. Repost this if know how much dread this puts in a parent's heart.
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Decided to give both my boys hair cuts right before school. I guess because I hate myself?
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I just made an awesome huge salad that I am super excited to eat. I don't think this overly optimistic status update is doing a very good job convincing me.
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My power went out again yesterday afternoon. It turned back on around 2am and woke up the kids. Seriously, I hate weather.