ChaseRoper
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If @JoseCanseco is sure he'll pass a polygraph, then do it. No need to intimidate your accuser via the internet. P.S. rape a bag of dicks.
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Just heard someone referr to her yogurt as being "so savory!" Strawberry is a sweet not a savory, DUMMY. She was a 2nd grader.
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Video: This seems like a good way to teach some grammar to my kids. “A comma and fucking dot. Semicolon!” http://t.co/6zXlDqMKJb
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I'll be doing stand-up in Olympia WA on 6/9. Come on out and support me and the local comedy scene! (mostly me) https://t.co/iIsDFp0ZId
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Oreos cooked in between cookie dough and brownie mix topped with choc cool whip frosting. #nomnomnom http://t.co/yrATNTGdX6
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I just lined a baking dish with cookie dough, stacked Oreos on top of it, then covered it all with brownie mix and nobody can stop me!
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“@SimonCowell: the new f type jag looks ugly to me. Why didn't they revise the e type. The most beautiful car ever.” Highly relatable tweet.
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Although this picture doesn't reflect it, @AndyKindler makes some more than decent finger pointing choices with his acting in Maron.
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kiddos are watching/listening to @rikilindhome on Monster v Aliens. Told them I've met her. They think I mean Susan. http://t.co/nrd7RAZCP8
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I'm planning a park playdate/live Stay at Home Dad Cast event for Olympia, WA in July. Want to sponsor for kid snacks and drinks? DM me!
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Welcome to the Roper House of Horrors! Where children are brutally forced to clean their own rooms! http://t.co/pCKvtNwiUB
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Photo: I had all kinds of great study notes that my son clearly didn’t give a FUCK about. #biblestudy http://t.co/HVx0WGaWxw
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Photo: Me in my first car. 1970 Ford Falcon Futura. I called it the Tick Mobile. #tbt http://t.co/h22hjDKhOO
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Photo: Not sure when my kids decided they could make requests of the Tooth Fairy, but it keeps happening. http://t.co/pUmg6W8hE7
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In case you missed it yesterday, here's the latest episode with returning friend of the show, Matt Debenham! http://t.co/aWQlynn3fG