ChaseRoper

I'm looking to book a couple guests for my podcast for April. It is Autism Awareness month and would love a couple people to chat with about the subject. If someone in your life has autism and you would like to chat about it with me, let me know.

I will get one now! @thomaslennon Screenwriters! @finaldraftinc reader for iPad. It's alive: http://t.co/7fws4lB8

New script I'm working on: James K. Polk: Zombie Slayer http://t.co/WIhJL8uX

Good night everyone! And other forced enduring statements sent out in effort to get empty @ replies! (cc: @everytweet_ever)

The cartoon girl? RT: @EliBraden I'd like to 'Stowe' my wiener between Madeline's flesh pillows for an hour or two if you know what I mean!

Great, now hipsters are going to start using it. RT: @MattBesser "Maybe you should try decaf?" joke - R.I.P.

the bed we bought from a friend moving out of state a few weeks ago is only full size bed. We were told it was an almost new queen set. Got rid of the old bed first and now we have a bed that is very used and *just* big enough for us. Whenever the kids wake me up at night I end up sleeping on the couch because the bed is dang loud it will wake my wife up. I have a pinched nerve or something from the couch in my neck and I'm tired and hate every thing and everybody. . . I need more coffee.

Really teach Valentines Day a lesson by pledging a dollar to my kickstarter page. http://t.co/manUufP6

Hey, Intelects! Check out Paul F. Tompkins as H.G. Wells & @JohnRossBowie as Gertrude Stein on the @DeadAuthorPod cast. Love this show.

Sent the kids off to school with bags of candy for their class mates. Didn't bother putting students' names on them because who has time for that?

My state decided that Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve. Either way really. It's cool.

Signs you are bad at planning ahead for Valentines day. http://t.co/wahn5Bik

Also, make sure you rap it before you tap it! RT @DrGaryChapman remember if you're not free to marry, you're not free to date.

Really trying to get into ABC's LOST 2: Lost on The River.

If I have flowers delivered to my wife at work, that's it right? That's all that is required of me?

and now Paul MCcartney will close out the Adeles.

When the kids get bored at the restraint, bad things happen to Mario. http://t.co/aAqbXCSL

"Whitney Houston passed away. Did you read this? Did you hear about this?" - Jay Leno talking about Whitney Houston passing away.

.@everytweet_ever I'm going to put an exclamation mark at the end of this very sad tweet to make it seem less depressing!

Great news! Pledging $1 is an option! http://t.co/manUufP6 26 days left to meet my goal. Help my podcast please.

Super Mario Crossover sill might be the absolute coolest thing on the internet.

Hey, people with racist, intolerant grandparents, yeah it's because they came from "a different time." A racist, intolerant time.

I hope all of my followers are following @EveryTweet_Ever. I can't stress this enough. #ff

Friends of the show #FF @screamfree @EliBraden @Rippedlikejesus @debenham. Go forth and follow. That makes no sense.

I've figured out that @kickstarter is just a convenient way of dropping your self esteem to even lower depths! http://t.co/manUufP6