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Some sort of dance gang. https://t.co/tacj5jIYuj

May the 4th be 5th 2!

Star the May be with you!

I want to see a Breaking Bad/Arrested Development mash up where Gus played by Franklin the puppet.

Is #ff a thing still? Follow @Jason23Nash on Vine.

There's been another bear siting in my neighbor hood. This is a good time to leave my little doggie outside.

It's such a morning here at the Roper ranch and I can't enjoy it because my head exploding with mucous. http://t.co/Ph0WEf0SJz

THUR NIGHT http://t.co/5ab2GU6r41

Photo: Autism? No, every kid likes to line up sticks at the bus stop. Right? #busstop http://t.co/mN3vwXgAdi

Wait, which one was Chris Kelly? Was he the Mac Daddy or the Daddy Mac?

Lethal Weapon still holds up. https://t.co/dkIDAfsXA1

Darryl from Storage Wars might be replaced! Who could possibly replace Darryl?! Besides me, or you, or a monkey in a tank top.

I'll never write a press release as good as the one for @marcmaron's show (out this Friday!) and I'm ok with that.#lockthegatesavethedate

Now that FourSquare has anointed me Mayor of my local Safeway, I have a few changes I’d like to implement.... http://t.co/MF7SrjOX8p

Follow up call: reports of flying bear. Authorities say just a little black rain cloud. Do not pay attention. #BearWatch

Farrah from MTVs Teen Mom 2 sold a sex tape. Working title: MTV's Teen Mom the Prequel. #TM2

Just got back from the Procession of the Species parade in Downton Oly.

the kids have pomegranate face masks on (and apparently one of them is a zombie.) http://t.co/IIS1O6dhtL

Serious thought: if Jesus had known someone that had an abortion, He would sit down and cry with/comfort them. Not judge and blame.

Man, everybody on Facebook is majority into mathematical symbols.

There's something in my eye. Maybe some of my fat chin got in my eye somehow. @ Safeway http://t.co/fCqIgX8bk4

Not making it down to Longview tomorrow night guys. It's double booked as a band gig and that band has lots of fans turning out already.

“@DrOz: What are you eating today that is #OzApproved? Send me a picture!” This good? http://t.co/fNrbSjcnE1

Apple, should I be concerned about my phone? http://t.co/oRWBe4sQ9K

There is group of men here at the playground dressed in Civil War uniforms and they're fencing. #adults