ChaseRoper

Hope I don't encounter the Nazgul on my mile long walk alone through the forrest. http://t.co/XQgO9HMIjF

Photo: Hiking on history while listening to the Stuff You Missed in History Class podcast. #likeaboss http://t.co/nnkLJs5hz9

I do not like it when businesses try to swindle me. I'll be paying a martial arts studio a visit tomorrow afternoon. My words and wit will certainly be mightier than their spin kicks. I'm calling you out Premier Martial Arts!

I will be taking Connor Roper to Seattle this weekend to see Black Veil Brides. Does anyone know what a one of those is?

Cloudy with a Chance of Across The Board Spending Cuts #FinancialCrisisChildrensBooks

I just became the mayor of The Ropers on @foursquare! http://t.co/iN2Q8qhoQ6

This is a fantastic local coffee place. I realize I could spend this time writing, but instead I'm going… http://t.co/T7j3qObZLL

“@MissesRoper: @ChaseRoper yes Congrats Fargo” at the of the movie all of Iran gets thrown in a wood chipper.

Photo: Ok. I need 5 more of these. http://t.co/iWVnH0NZW0

Disney's Chimpanzee movie would have been vastly different if it was Disney's Bonobos. #crazymonkeysex

"Getting the wiggles out" before big brother's basketball game. http://t.co/Dk1IDforlv

Ante Merideum/Post Merideum #longerstorenames

Anybody else have a broken tooth that periodically bleeds during the day and makes your mouth taste like metal? Ok, I'm going to bed now.

What's your kid drawing, a bunch dumb hearts? http://t.co/d9OpPNkOQn

You guys will never believe what I just found my 13yo's room. . . http://t.co/vvIpE7soGF

Just laughed to myself at some birds flying in the wind. They're probs like "I'm flapping but I keep going backwards WTF?!" Dumb birds. Ok

Trying to stay dry at the #busstop this morning. http://t.co/0QWSMKOu3K

So extremely proud of my boy right now. Just tore up the court and lead his team in their first game to a VICTORY!

Hey, creepy old guy hanging out in the tea party under the tree house. #callingChrisHansen @ Hands On… http://t.co/TaM6wEb4wA

BREAKING: Country Music Industry declares details surrounding Mindy Mccready's death, ultimate plot for country song.

This is where antibiotic-resistant bacteria is born. @ Westfield Capital Mall http://t.co/SzEkQ7SvsU

I just unlocked the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare for checking in at coffee shops! http://t.co/iwf8MPay4R

Just finished Couch to 5K week 1 run 3 with Get Running – 20 minutes of running. Next run: Saturday 23rd.

My kids never cared about what I do until the day @jennettemccurdy started following me on twitter.

New ep is up! I chat with Al Watts of the @homedadnet! If you or your spouse are an at home dad, listen to this! http://t.co/SWzqXkso