ChaseRoper
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"As you know, in the marriage world, one day you are in. The next you are out. Seal, you are out. Auf wiedersehen" - Heidi Klum
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"Bitch fucking shit moron!" - According to my delightful 7yo, this is what kind of dad I am. I love him. http://t.co/KQxd2EGT
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"Chase didn't tweet at all today. I really miss him. Hope he's ok!" - nobody. #passiveaggression
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"For Halloween, I want to be Black Woman from Spider-Man." - My Daughter. http://t.co/YkbqENII
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"I didn't forget to shave all week. I consciously decided to grow a beard." - thing I convinced myself just now.
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"I really enjoy the work of @JohnRossBowie but not enough to watch an episode of Monk." - Me.
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"I told a baby it was ugly as fuck. Right to its ugly fucking face." - @nikkiglaser on my tv. #wokemywifefromlaughing
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"I'm going to The Punisher all over your Look Who's Talking, Too!" - John 'bad at movie references' Travolta
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"My dad's famous for saying the word 'yes' wrong." - Dave Hester's kids. cc: @davethemogul
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"Neighbors called cops 2 yrs ago when they saw a naked woman crawling around back yard — officers dismissed it as a prank." Cleveland PD FTW
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"Nice job mixin that spoonful of bacon fat into those ground turkey burgers, ya'll." - Paula Deen if she were in my kitchen right now.
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"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger. Unless we're talking about my girlfriend @kimkardashian." - @kanyewest