ChaseRoper
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"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my..." http://t.co/u3IO1Nv3
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"Parents should hold kids accountable for cleaning their own rooms!" - I think to myself as I defeatedly clean their room and hate myself.
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"people are idiots." - House RT @TeamDoJoe "@jjauthor: Today is a great day to annoy a Liberal. Work hard. Succeed. Be happy."@seanhannity
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"Stick your finger in there and tell me how you like it." - @Paula_Deen to her husband on my TV just now.
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"there's too many races to hate. Let's just hate everyone who wears hoodies." - The KKK just before they kill themselves. <-- ideal world.
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"This is against my beliefs!" - new favorite thing to yell during sex. Thanks to @SexNerdSandra's awesome podcast.
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"Those 20 people didn't have what it takes but I can UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN!" - 21st Person to get injured on Tony Robbins' fire walk.
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"Time for me to get obsessed and start fucking with things that I don't understand." - @marcmaron / this will be my morning mantra.
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"we love you! DONT HIT US!" - girls everywhere. RT @chrisbrown: I'm on 106 tomorrow! Dropping off a new video!!!! Love you teambreezy!
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"Whitney Houston passed away. Did you read this? Did you hear about this?" - Jay Leno talking about Whitney Houston passing away.
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"You all want me but I'm too fast and always out of reach and eventually I will kill every last one if you!" - Time. Boy, Time is a dick.
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β@amazing_dad: Texas mom gets 99 years for gluing toddler to wall, beating her http://t.co/Vps2s1pdβ WHAT KIND OF GLUE
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β@ATT: Texting & driving - finally put the habit to rest by replying or retweeting w/ "I pledge" β txting & drving is easy. Doing it ri
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β@chrisbrown: #CarpeDiem Dublin http://t.co/fP3RW3qTβ notice how the 1 lady dancer is WAY in the back, out of fists reach? #teambreezy
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β@chrisbrown: God, give me the strength, wisdom and courage!!! Amen!β or an embolism. #teambreezy
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β@davethemogul: Where do you watch #StorageWars from? Post your city, state or country with a #YUUUP!β A self dug shallow grave. #pills
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β@DrOz: How many of you have under-eye circles? Here is the best way to get rid of them: http://t.co/MbZ9Z5Eiβ Suicide?
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β@DrOz: What are you eating today that is #OzApproved? Send me a picture!β This good? http://t.co/fNrbSjcnE1
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β@eccalkins: @ChaseRoper I've seriously considered melting down candy corn and drinking it. . .β You disgust me.
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β@marriagetoday: Marriage seminars are good. Private marriage seminars are better. β zero marriage seminars are the best!