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ChaseRoper

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  1. “@MissesRoper: @ChaseRoper yes Congrats Fargo” at the of the movie all of Iran gets thrown in a wood chipper.

  2. “@Nelsontime: Well, don't try to do anything, ever. http://t.co/UjkrbUytKp” Oregon drivers are the worst.

  3. “@parenting: What dads need to know about sex after childbirth: http://t.co/MQp5le8X” that it happens a often as Leap Year?

  4. “@PBandJenelley_1: I love when the inter kid comes out in me.”// probs happens often when you only have an "inter kid" level of education.

  5. “@PBandJenelley_1: I'm broadcasting Jenelle Evans live on #Ustream. Come watch and chat!” will you be sharing opinions in the #sotu?

  6. “@PBandJenelley_1: The quieter u become, the more u can hear. ✌” you should apply for Pope.

  7. “@PFTompkins: Be sure to stay through the credits of "The Master" to see Nick Fury recruit people for the Sea Org!” <- love this!

  8. “@SimonCowell: the new f type jag looks ugly to me. Why didn't they revise the e type. The most beautiful car ever.” Highly relatable tweet.

  9. “@Sunnyfan09: @ChaseRoper Evil Dead” BINGO. I'm initiating my son. This weekend!

  10. “@washingtonpost: SNL did something extremely unusual last night http://t.co/61Lqf19I” welp. This brought on the tears.

  11. <3 TIG “@JAdomian: Tig Notaro on CONAN Last night Conan O’Brien interviewed Tig Notaro about her difficult l… http://t.co/wOtkOX2o”

  12. ♫ My Little Pony ♫ ate macaroni ♫ went to the circus ♫ FARTED ON PURPOSE ♫ - a song my kids just sang.

  13. $98 seems a bit much for an Easter dress but it's the minimum price for any dress my 4yo is interested in.: http://t.co/uHWVksf8

  14. 1: why does it have to list all the sizes I'm not? 2: When did @nerdist get his own pant leg style? http://t.co/42OsPchg

  15. 12yo wasn't thrilled with me replacing all his Disturned, Slayer, Megadeath with @TMBG. Until today when he's singing along to Dinner Bell.

  16. 2 days left to vote for the BEST doctor in Western WA. It just takes a second. Do it.: http://t.co/MOLVp0nY

  17. 4 Snows days is the 8th circle of hell. Plus a chat with Eli Braden! http://t.co/VY7zzDUx

  18. 4YO: Daddy, are you a boy or a man? ME: Ask Mommy. WAIT! Man.

  19. 6YO's teacher still impressed at how he absorbs her lessons. Yeah. Also impressive - how many times he drops the F bomb before breakfast.

  20. 7 yrs ago today, my boy Noah came into this world. I'm almost certain if he could have spoke then, he'd have said "What the shit!?" Happy Birthday Noah!!

  21. 7 yrs ago today, my boy Noah came into this world. I'm almost certain if he could have spoke then, he'd have said "What the shit!?"

  22. 8yo is flipping out to see Sam from iCarly on Cupcake Wars. Grabbed phone, snapped pic. http://t.co/Dgzvrc3b

  23. A bee in the car is like my kids' own personal Saw movie.

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