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Trying to decide whether or not I should look up and follow all of the Storage Wars guys. I'll wrestle w/ this the rest of the day.

Trying to stay dry at the #busstop this morning. http://t.co/0QWSMKOu3K

Turns out my 12yo's cold is really mono. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have made out with him so much.

TV Pitch: Foreclosure Wars. Watch a rag tag group of entrepreneurs try to out bid each other on recent evacuated homes!

Twitter is hiding my @ replies. How am I supposed to know about all the awesome gift card opportunities out there!? DM me.

Ugh. Not easy watching the bus drive off with my little ones today. Anyone else feel like sitting in the school parking lot all day?

uh oh. I started looking at cigars online. I stopped being into cigars forever ago.

Uhm. . . My dog throws up and then eats it. I think his Chakra is permanently unbalanced. http://t.co/fYgC6c1x

Update from the Stay at Home Dadcast - http://t.co/LcoDX7sf

Update: These bubbles are manufactured in China and were purchased for mass distribution by Greenbrier International Inc (parent company to Dollar Tree.) I attempted to speak with some regarding their horrible smelling bubbles but was placed on voicemail that is full. The machine also said that if this call is a medical emergency to leave a message but they can't guarantee same day call back. If you are having a medical emergency and the first thing you do is call the Dollar Tree, well then m...

UTI: New York #LadySitcoms

Vaccines don't cause Autism - Do They? http://t.co/vz9DKGFB

Very excited for the new Lego movie and sequel for Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs!

Video: dustinmartian: This was just too awesome not to share. http://t.co/jc2LRzYs

Video: This seems like a good way to teach some grammar to my kids. “A comma and fucking dot. Semicolon!” http://t.co/6zXlDqMKJb

Wait, #JessicaSimpon's baby DIDN'T weigh 50 lbs?

Wait, Super Nerd is NOT one of my options? http://t.co/1Ery2gBE

Wait, which one was Chris Kelly? Was he the Mac Daddy or the Daddy Mac?

Walking around the lake. Memorial for 2yo who drowned here last month. #sad http://t.co/thKqg1Zi

Want to know how you can really help a family with a special needs child? Offer to babysit for a few hours so mom (OR DAD) can get out of the house and let his/her brain cool down.

Was just trapped on my bed next to my sleeping wife w/ no remote. Forced to watch Couples Therapy. Just escaped. Feeling lost, confused.

wasn't that Cujo? “@robdelaney: I hope they put to sleep that mean dog who told the Son of Sam to kill all those people.”

Watching Storage Wars

We did it! 3,000 downloads may be a small amount to some podcasts but I choose to revel in this! http://t.co/Cr5k4L40

We might have just taken pics of each other taking pics. So what! http://t.co/uhxMny9Y