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ChaseRoper

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  1. a daddy's little princess. <3 http://t.co/b5j7EvHd

  2. A funny memoir from a real life Stay at Home Dad? That dad is me? I have a book? It's only 99 cents!? http://t.co/EpIIoVX3

  3. a girl helped a wounded young man who wanted to find his little sister. Anyone know if she made it??? http://t.co/iqYWd53C

  4. A great big Happy Birthday going out to my niece Shayla from your Uncle Chase! Hope it's an awesome day!

  5. A local Irish pub with a Celtic band busting out the jamz. http://t.co/avug09ywl2

  6. A lot of my day is spent telling my kids they just ate.

  7. A Mother's Day show w/ @AnnaFermin! Ep25 Stay at Home Dadcast: http://t.co/ky6qqkOX

  8. A new @IFC clip from @ComedyBangBang w/ @ScottAukerman and Zach Galifianakis Video: http://t.co/SpQA8hYY

  9. a quick hello to all my newest Twitter spam-bot follower: 100101011101101010!

  10. About 5 hours ago, I typed this into this update box: "I'm really productive so far today but I can't help but feel as though I'm about to spend about 1 -2 hours reading up on Rominachel Gypsies later." Then the internet went out until just now. . . You win universe.

  11. About 5 hours ago, I typed this into this update box: “I’m really productive so far today but I can’t help... http://t.co/a89AH6Qd

  12. About to drink one of these because apparently, I hate myself? #goodmorning http://t.co/KR7xamPB

  13. About to play dollhouse with my 4yo. Thinking the story line today will include a love affair between Buzz Lightyear and Ms. Potts.

  14. Abraham Lincoln: Native American Genocide Authorizer #moreaccuratelyhistoricalmovietitle

  15. According to @klout, I'm now influential about Comedy, Jay Leno, and Whitney Houston. I give up. http://t.co/0dyqyYor

  16. Adam Corolla is a vagina.

  17. After all that's been happening this week, now my Klout score fell from 60 to 59? FUCK EVERYTHING!

  18. After Earth: everything on the planet has evolved to kill humans. Werner Herzog must be super excited for this film. Cc: @PFTompkins

  19. After I let my daughter paint my nails, I’m going to workout to Cunch: Cardio Salsa on Netflix Instant. So that’s how my day is going.

  20. Age I was given: 29Dating: Married for 10 years with 4 kids. Ages 8, 4, 3, and 1. Lived: Lacey, WA. On a road called Clover Loop.Worked: NOWHERE! By this time I was almost done with my first year as a stay at home dad. I tried starting a press release writing service, wrote a spec script for TV, and did some freelance SEO Consulting for a comedian. All of this pulled away from my duties to focus on my home and kids! (I joke that I'm bad at this now, but I WAS BAD at it then!)Feared: proba...

  21. AGREED RT: @EliBraden One of the 5 funniest women on Twitter #FF RT @StephanieClient: "I'm not really comfortable with the C-word."- Cunts

  22. Aja Blanc enlightens me on natural treatments for colds & the connection between women and the moon on today's episode! http://t.co/Bi72uzGZ

  23. Almost 100 likes on the Facebook page. Does this mean anything? Press like and pass it on? http://t.co/4PyQ1Jdm

  24. Almost done with our bday marathon! @ Charlie's Safari http://t.co/SdkrV6tm

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