ChaseRoper

Also made commitments to pay off every bill I've ever had because tomorrow is the end of the world. HAHAHA SUCKERS!

Also, Ghoulies. RT @JohnRossBowie: The thing I miss the most about 80s movies is the "punk rocker with a switchblade" character.

Also, here's a picture of my dad. http://t.co/LfHXnPgQuK

Also, in the new Stay at Home Dadcast - Katie Anderson! (@improvperson) We talk about #autism http://t.co/axvp8qVD

Also, make sure you rap it before you tap it! RT @DrGaryChapman remember if you're not free to marry, you're not free to date.

Also: GO HOME, TEAM!

Although this picture doesn't reflect it, @AndyKindler makes some more than decent finger pointing choices with his acting in Maron.

Am I going to regret downloading both Fifty Shades of Grey AND Magic Mike for my wife today?

Am I to believe that everyone I follow here watches Downtown Abbey UNironically? Boy, Mad Men really needs to come back.

An open letter to my neighbor the truck driver - http://t.co/uX4zklze

and now Paul MCcartney will close out the Adeles.

And on the 8th day, God said, "All things shall fix themselves by turning off their power, waiting one minute, and turning it back on."

and this is how you solve the problem. http://t.co/KDGiDnIH

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vagina upon thee! #VaginaMovieLines

Anonymous asked: Did you kill those three children in their sleep. http://t.co/twrZCSYn

Anonymous asked: I would like to donate to the cause. The process on Kickstarter did not work for me. Gift... http://t.co/bIZsB7zD

Anonymous asked: Will you explain to me how you justify completely ignoring my experience as a woman while... http://t.co/Ael6NmOv

Ante Merideum/Post Merideum #longerstorenames

Anybody else have a broken tooth that periodically bleeds during the day and makes your mouth taste like metal? Ok, I'm going to bed now.

Anybody else playing Black Ops 2 on PS3 right now? I'm username: chaseblogger. #gamer #nerd

Anybody know how to set Google Alerts? RT: @toddbarry I'm starting a new trending topic at 2:45 PM EST.

Anyone ever need chap stick real bad but you don't have any so put on the lube that @klout mailed you a couple months ago? #onlyme

Anyone know how dub step works? http://t.co/J1wtcT30

Anyone know if the debate is available in 3D anywhere?

Apparently I decided to mess around with my tumblr theme to the point where I erased the entire design and can't get it back. Ooops. (loading gun)