ChaseRoper
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Good news parents! It's never too early to get your daughters ready for the pole! http://t.co/DmWxSKuT
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Plankton, which do you want? World domination. Or a Krabby Patty. I feel like your goals are kind of all over the place.
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Working on a script for Normal Activity. About a guy falling asleep with his web cam on by mistake. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.
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Trying to decide whether or not I should look up and follow all of the Storage Wars guys. I'll wrestle w/ this the rest of the day.
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Have any news networks reached out to Fred Savage to see what he thinks of homosexuals yet?
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Told my 12yo I wanted to start a fudge shoppe called "Around the Corner." Then had to teach him the "milk, milk, lemonade" thing #parentfail
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"people are idiots." - House RT @TeamDoJoe "@jjauthor: Today is a great day to annoy a Liberal. Work hard. Succeed. Be happy."@seanhannity
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Not Without My Dayghter - I canβt sleep. My 5yo starts kindergarten tomorrow. I feel as though my whole life... http://t.co/00VjjFNZ
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Anonymous asked: I would like to donate to the cause. The process on Kickstarter did not work for me. Gift... http://t.co/bIZsB7zD
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Also, Ghoulies. RT @JohnRossBowie: The thing I miss the most about 80s movies is the "punk rocker with a switchblade" character.
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Just made my daughter a bubble bath with Dawn dish soap. Is this bad? I feel like my wife would hate this.
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Let's hear it for 300% mark up! // @Kobeys #yuup @davethemogul will be at Kobeys this weekendWe're open from 7-3pm!!! #sandiego
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god DAMMIT! // @jamiedenbo Don't forget to change your clocks back on Sat night! (the night where all parents collectively go "AW COME ON!")
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My live web-a-thon is a wrap! Raised another $5 towards The Stay at Home Dadcast and had a great time. If you tuned in, I thanked you at the end of the show! Now I'm going to go get the bathroom cleaned like I promised.
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Ok, everybody, SSHHHHH! // @marcmaron Okay, seriously, I'm napping now. So, all of you shut the fuck up or take somewhere else.
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Turns out my 12yo's cold is really mono. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have made out with him so much.
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Come join the Stay at Home Dadcast web-a-thon live at @Yowie right now! Check my previous tweeds for te link.