ChaseRoper
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"This is against my beliefs!" - new favorite thing to yell during sex. Thanks to @SexNerdSandra's awesome podcast.
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"Parents should hold kids accountable for cleaning their own rooms!" - I think to myself as I defeatedly clean their room and hate myself.
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"Time for me to get obsessed and start fucking with things that I don't understand." - @marcmaron / this will be my morning mantra.
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AGREED RT: @EliBraden One of the 5 funniest women on Twitter #FF RT @StephanieClient: "I'm not really comfortable with the C-word."- Cunts
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Photo: mattbraunger: One of these kids grew up to steal away Rebecca Romijn from John Stamos. Clue: it’s the... http://t.co/n94R58En
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Hey! I'm featured on the @StitcherRadio Welcomes page! Go download the app and check it out!
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This seems too soon, but Jason Russell released an updated video. Check it out. -- http://t.co/Ok9eMwK9
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You can't *let* your boy w/ Aspergers beat you at Sorry. He will question every *bad* move you make.
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Searching obituaries for my biological father whom I've never met and who's last name I can't spell. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of day
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Besides duct tape & a closet? “@Todaysparent: Does your child have "interruptitis"? Find out how to deal with it - http://t.co/LMvbnpin”
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$98 seems a bit much for an Easter dress but it's the minimum price for any dress my 4yo is interested in.: http://t.co/uHWVksf8
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Just called a place that my biological father supposedly worked at. He's got other kids & a wife. Also, turns out he's dead. Weird day!
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RT and Fav if you get pretty depressed and start hating Twitter after going a couple days without getting any RT's or Fav's.
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Just rubbed hand sanitizer on an open cut. If you need me, I'll be fighting off the urge to kill myself to escape the pain.
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12yo wasn't thrilled with me replacing all his Disturned, Slayer, Megadeath with @TMBG. Until today when he's singing along to Dinner Bell.
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These yogurt covered raisins would be better if the yogurt was chocolate and the raisins were gone.
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I just can't think up a good etch-a-sketch tweet. [pours sand into laptop, closes it and shakes]
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If any of you play Draw Something and use obscene pics and/or cheat, add me! User: ChaseRoper