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Thanks but no thanks, Gene Hackman, the only French Connection I'm interested in is a big sloppy French kiss.

I've never crapped!

Did anyone else notice that during one of the ads, which was supposed to be for Squarespace, Paul said "Audible" instead of "Squarespace" several times? I had no idea an audiobook website could have such powerful website creation tools.

A summer breeze, the cool, cool water, these are the things I will leave to my daughter

I'm sure they'll talk about it on the episode, but I for one was surprised and oddly pleased at the sex scene between Allan and Melanie. As the Wikipedia summary points out, it's "a rare example of an intimate love scene with a severely handicapped protagonist." And as it was happening, I did find myself thinking, "Wow, most movies with handicapped people don't even touch on the subject of sex directly, and I certainly don't think I've ever seen an explicit sex scene with a quadriplegic." So good on you, Monkey Shines, for daring to show us Allan going to the bone zone.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I once saw a guy fart so hard he got a boner. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFlJeEra7kQ "sword types and my first video" A rather nervous young man in a System of a Down t-shirt educates you about the different types of swords in his first ever YouTube video

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe J.W. Stillwater, aka Eddie Lee Capers, is an expansion of a "character" PFT did during the Best of 2013 episodes. His voice also reminds me a little bit of the time PFT did a Huell Howser impression when there was an alternate universe Huell in the studio. Anyway, great episode; I predict that, with this, one of our Best of 2014s has already been released. EDIT: Found it, it's in Best of 2013 Episode 4 starting at around 1:07:30.

Just had to come back to this one to write my favorite quote from the non-clip parts of Best Of Part 1: "Jelly Babies...me favorite caaahndy." *cue incredulous PFT laughter*

Hose 'em down, shake 'em off, and get real down deep in 'em. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

All life is without meaning, and joy is fleeting and illusory. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Grapes, tapes, drapes and apes, it's time for us to make with the japes! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

I know some people already brought up the old Michael Jackson Who Said It? bit, but for those of you who missed it or don't remember: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev_1R6ftYlY

Wait, Joe Don Baker is in this movie?

If you like it so much, why don't you emotionally abuse it for years before leaving it a broken shell of its former self? Welcome to Comedy Bang-Bang...