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Oh man, Jon Daly always surprises me with his characters, but now he's going to be playing two at the same time!

Poor Paul. I've heard of washing your mouth out with soap, but washing your mouth out with razors? Well, yes I have heard of that. Eat Harry's razor, Harry's razors are best good razors for putting on inside mouth. I love Harry's razor for the win

This Pokemon thing is killing the internet. Everyone going outside and exploring their surroundings, it's ridiculous. Get back inside, get on your computers, and do something that matters, guys. I need to be entertained. Smdh

I really enjoyed this episode except for that one ad where they use the D*vil's name in vain so many times. I deserve more respect than that.

Anyone ever notice how Sean is conveniently never around while Scott is torturing Hayes? I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but maybe he has something to do with it. At the very least he knows when it's coming and gets outta there before things get scary.

Hi Sean and Hayes, can you start giving out pro versions again? I love you and your show and I love the potential pro version recipients around here. They crack my whole buss up

Thanks, I try! I'm a modern man in a modern world and I guess I'm comfortable admitting that I'm an incredible person with an evolved world view. Feels kinda weird taking credit for this, but I can't argue with the facts

I'm actually maybe too employed at the moment. I've discussed the matter with my boss and explained that if I don't get some time freed up to think of long rambling paragraphs that go nowhere, but sometimes make myself giggle, then I'd be taking this job and shoving it up a butt. I didn't specify which butt, but I think I made my point. She said something about me being on fire or whatever, so she obviously appreciates my forum posts and wants me to get back to them. Kinda weird, I didn't even know she was a HH fan. Must just be a forum lurker or something. Well, I'll see you tomorrow boss lady. I won't say your name, you know who you are

Hehehe, of course Andy liked this one. I bet his twisted mind also turned this cute shot of two friends hanging out into some kind of weird porno thing.

I haven't heard the episode yet, but I send Andy all my thumbs ups, high fives, and rock n roll devil horns! And to Karen too, I'm sure she'll be awesome. Mr. Show is one of my favorite things ever

I'll fight that loser to the death! Show yourself! I need to know who I'm up against so I can get training

Yeah, you're alright Jack Johnson. Some people think of Chanson as the unofficial 5th Beatle of #Handbook4Hollywood so they get a little protective. It's all fun and goofs though

Whatever, you're just scared of me, Dan :b

Hey, hey, hey, guys! If you wanna make Chanson "suck it" or whatever, then you're going to have to go through me. I don't know what that means, but I don't think any of us really wants to find out. You got it?! Me neither! Chanson's cool though, I'll fight you. (With words, and mostly fun silly words)

I don't think anyone really appreciates the poop guy as much as I do. He says "poop" a lot, and poop is funny because I am literally 2 years old. Therein lies the humor. I'm a 2 year old boy and this full grown adult man is saying the word "poop" over and over again. I can hear you now. "Umm, duh, what? That's it? (Insert silly fart noise)". Of course not, you pile of refuse! If you think he only writes about poop then you can go punch your mommy in the shoes because he's got a ton of tricks up his sleeves. He's also written a plethora of songs about food! Lol! Yep, that's the stuff that I try to put it in my mouth with my hands but then lack the motor skills to do so, and so I get frustrated and repeatedly slap my hands on the table. You should see me, it's ridiculous!

Oh man, we can make Jack Johnson P.I. like the stupidest stuff now, hahaha! (Jk Jack Johnson, good on you )

Lol! My face is so red right now xD

I agree, I like it when I hear this show (Is this what you want Jeffrey?)

This thing just got blown wide open! Obviously we can't trust any one of these deceivers. What's their real plan? Whatever it is it can't be good. I can't believe so many of you almost fell for this Megsgate conspiracy. Vote Silvr, I got a feeling that she's got nothing to do with this "secret forum" b.s. And please buy a bumper sticker, I've decided that these things were kind of a bad idea. They can also be used as just normal stickers for around the house as well, though. And they're good for the environment.

I don't know who, what, or why to trust anymore!

I've already announced the candidate that I'm supporting, and I'm out a lot of money on these bumper stickers. I'm just a little cautious of Megs, and I don't think it's wise to ignore her. Don't get me wrong, I'm against Megs' campaign and I'll try as hard as I can to find some dirt on her in the effort to seal the victory of the candidate that I believe is right for the job. I also feel that ordering up 50,000 of these stickers was maybe a rash decision that I'm hoping I won't regret. THIS JUST IN: A reliable source (codename: aaaaa) has just discovered that Megs' real name is Legos Monstertruck Maguire!

Yeah, you can't forget about the dark horse. She's new, but she's already raked in an astronomical mass of likes from the constituents

Where the hell is that from? There's some behind the scenes politicking going on. Chanson has 4 pro versions at his disposal and surprise surprise, thejjar and Jackal are trying to get into bed with him. This photo is a bombshell, the people demand transparency in this race!

As well as being a daring journalist, I also design bumper stickers. Fixed this one up to support the third party candidacy. I'd also like to rub it in that I'm at work right now so I kind of got paid to do that.

What do we really know about the candidates? It has been recently exposed that with one simple change of a letter "JEFFERYPARTIES" can become"JEFFERYPANTIES". Is that the kind of person you want to look up to as a leader? It's also been proven that while it is impressive that Jackal has psychic powers, he also committed post edit fraud and yet he has apparently used his connections to avoid any punishment for his crimes. thejjar in my opinion is guilty by association because of his bro status with Jackal. These are merely the facts, and as a forum journalist it is my job to expose them no matter how troubling they may be. A vote for Silvr is a vote for someone with the power to ban you. Make the right choice. Don't get banned