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Henry

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  1. I should have known. That guy I met with in the dark parking garage kept telling me to just follow the likes.
  2. So is the assumption that Jack Johnson P.I. is working with silvr? Come on, that's ridiculous. What do either of them have to gain out of this scandal? I mean, he's a private investigator so being caught in evidence tampering would be a career ending disaster
  3. There have been some rather serious slanderous claims made here today, and I don't think it's fair. I'll direct everyone's attention to this document I ran across in the forum that completely exonerates silvrwoman from any accusations of post tampering. Sorry jackal, you've been caught red handed and red circled
  4. Hee hee, if you take it out of context and emphasize the right words it looks like gollstone is bragging Did I mention I'm 12 today? (Just to clarify: you have to imagine he was talking to jackal)
  5. So I tend to use these opportunities to stir up a little controversy. This political cartoon is intended to pose a bitingly critical view of the climate in these forums that we experience every once in a while. I also want to point out that I am myself a noob in my own right so this is also self deprecating which makes me endearing and charming. Mostly I just wanted an excuse to show off that I'm Brett's favorite (Not for reals, guys. Have fun )
  6. I'm impressed with Brett. Even though that was a nasty trick he pulled on the boys, he had to put up with burn after masterful burn and still he's more concerned with Sean and Hayes' feelings You're a nice boy, Brett
  7. You're in our thoughts and prayers you lovable lads!
  8. So was this episode recorded at S Tard Alley?
  9. Update from my previous comment: That little trip down memory lane got me curious so I did some quick wiki research, and I'll tell you what. I may have been a dumb 14 year old, but there ain't a red blooded boy in here who wouldn't have bought a Beatles t-shirt in the hopes to impress this babe! I bet her teeth are hella straight too https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominik_García-Lorido
  10. I once saw Andy Garcia getting onto the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland while my family and I were getting off the ride, we waited around a bit after the ride was over and then we watched while he and his family just tried to have a fun normal day. His daughter had braces and a Beatles shirt on and we made some serious eyes at eachother. The next day I bought a Beatles shirt on Universal CityWalk hoping I'd see her again. I have lots of band t-shirts
  11. I got a very intriguing/racy email from a girl that I've never even met. She said that I was "very cutie man sexy" and then she offered me a link to look at naked pictures of her on a website. (Uhhh, maybe a little too forward lol) I feel kind of rude though because I know she obviously really likes me, but I haven't responded because I haven't even had the time to look at the pictures! Like, what do I do when she asks me how I liked the pictures of her "pleasing her [redacted]"? She even told me she thinks of me when she does it (kind of weird, we never met lol), and she is begging to not make her do it alone next time. She's also already picked a nickname for me. She never refers to me as "Henry", but instead calls me "daddy" which I'll admit is also kind of weird, but at the same time I'm like "omg! this girl could be the one!" Are there any moms out there who've discovered some kind of weird/sneaky trick that will help me make sure I do this one right?
  12. This is pretty crazy. I was looking up info on this secret forum and found this leaked photo.
  13. This episode gave me the courage to come out to all of you as an owner of not 1, but 2 Jimi Hendrix t-shirts. He was a Seattle guy so just as with Nirvana, his music was inescapable when I was growing up. I'm a product of my environment, but I assure you I would never use those shirts in the deceptive way described in this episode.
  14. For someone named "nope" and then some more "nopes" your attitude is refreshingly agreeable. I like your style, I'm also a walking contradiction. Fix up that space-time damage you caused though, I think you're somehow going to make me late for work yesterday.
  15. I like this show and the forum but I've never gotten on the first page. Any tips?
  16. Wait, he's the pencil? I thought the pencil was just used as a comparison to show what a little girl he was! Just a little old fashioned Rickles style ribbing, I knew you were the pencil, Dixon
  17. That ad makes an appearance at about 23:30 in the classic episode "Poop Potato Salad" https://soundcloud.com/reality-show-show/poop-potato-salad
  18. Hey, I can't argue with that. I swim against the current no matter how fu**ed up it makes me look. And that's another thing I do, I censor my swears. It's kind of like my trademark reminiscent of olden timier days. Like how PFT wears suits and stuff, but it's for words.
  19. Oh, nice! So I've earned it like someone who got in early on Microsoft or something! Thanks, that makes me feel better : )
  20. So last night I was skimming through the forum to tally up all my likes and record them in my bedside journal just as I do every night before I go to sleep when I noticed that instead of "you" showing up first on all the posts that I liked it showed my name. No big deal, right? I just wasn't logged in. I figured there was just some cookie related reason that the site remembered who was accessing the page from this device and that's why my name was showing up where it was. To test my theory, this morning I came back using a computer at work that I had never used to log into the forums, and it's the same thing. I never paid much attention to the order of likers. I guess I would have just assumed it was alphabetical or something, but that clearly is not the case. I like almost everything so not receiving my personal stamp of approval will surely be glaringly obvious and probably come off as quite a blow to that person's post. It's hard being at the top, guys. I was a lot more comfortable thinking that I was hiding amongst the "others". Well, at least I've got a 3 day weekend around the corner to help me deal with this newly discovered pressure
  21. That's rough. I remember being diagnosed as mononucleosis positive. It sucked and I had a sore throat, but on the plus side I had the blood tests to prove that I had been doing some serious kissing
  22. My apologies, it literally took me this long to figure out where and how to open it. The first several hours I was sleeping, but still... I'll inform you of my decision when I figure out how to do that as well
  23. I kind of had a feeling that something like that were the case so I googled it afterwards and found that they both technically work. I was kind of hoping nobody else would find out though because that felt so triumphant
  24. I had pasta made from "spelt" once At least some of us "herbs" know how some words are spelled!
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