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Henry

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  1. Aah, you got me! It's not really the Colonel, but when I heard about him having a hole in his hair this guy came to mind. I'm with you though, and what kind of lame name is "Birdie" anyway?
  2. I was googling around the internet and I found this artist's rendering of the Nudi Street Colonel after that tank incident. Yikes! Just a little lower and his head would have been taken off! I originally thought ill of him, but I think I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor guy
  3. I think they're saying "urb", like it's a cool new way to abbreviate "urban" and they're talking about their urban gardens and they have 4 of them and one of them is dill. I don't get the last part, but I'm not a gardener
  4. Haha! Tom totally got me with his Klump skills again! For a minute I actually believed Hayes was telling us that he likes to get bird number twos all over him and in his mouth. He didn't quite disguise his voice enough though so I could tell it wasn't really Hayes. Nice try, Tom lol
  5. Ooh, Ricky Gervais is so edgy and controversial! I'm sooo offended by his opinions of cell phone service providers! *sarcasm* Yeah right, try harder Ricky, it's clearly just a desperate attempt to shock people, and it didn't work on this guy
  6. Those are some sick stats!
  7. Henry

    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    Scott: "Who are you? Him?" There's something so naggingly familiar about that and I have a feeling PFT originally said it (maybe as Alan Thicke?), but I can't place it.
  8. Henry

    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    Caricature artist Old guy Lived in all 50 States Every good boy deserves fudge Pen, he uses a pen Executed his wife with that pen Reardon was drawn holding ice cream Sounds like Homer Simpson's weird brother Over the log flume he jumped Nevermind, I can't think of one for N
  9. Henry

    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    I'm a little upset now. "Curds and Cheerios" made me laugh in the middle of a healthy swig of coffee and some of it ended up in my sinuses. You'd better get a good lawyer, Fourvel! >: ( Edit: I take it back, poor kid's got enough problems. I'll go ahead and remove those angry eyebrows : (
  10. It would be cool if someone started a Facebook page called "I F@#king Love Weird Science". And then they usually just post fun facts or funny pictures that loosely relate to the movie, but people can still follow and like their posts so that they can feel like they relate to true Weird Science fans. P.s. I censored myself because I don't use swears P.p.s. Burn on "I F@#king love science" posers :b
  11. Hayes talking about those army guys in that last Nudi St Colonel ad reminded me of one of my favorite RSS moments. https://soundcloud.com/reality-show-show/motorboatin It's at about 23:00, but for the full effect start at about 17:20
  12. A little while back I posted a funny comment about Dimetapp. We all remember it because it was a big hit. Well, just now I wrote a full blown joke about Dimetapp. It's in the style of observation/Seinfeld Isn't it weird that Dimetapp grape flavored medicine taste yummy, but wine made from grapes tastes like medicine? What is the deal with that?
  13. Hell to the yeah! There was this one part where Tom was making Sean punch his own face, but it was all being done with words or something. I don't even think Sean was really even doing it, but he still kind of was because he was saying he was or something? Whoever wrote this week's episode must have been high AF lol!
  14. Here's this week's gas station snack food review. Sabritones® Chile & Lime Flavored Puffed Wheat Snacks by Frito Lay The packaging is exciting and the picture of the smiling boy gives the impression of fun and enjoyment. The name, colors used, and flavor palette advertised reminds one of Mexico, and since I love Mexican food I figured these would be a slam dunk. However, the taste could be best described as sour taco seasoning and salt. A huge problem is that taco seasoning is already salty so adding more salt flavor results in being super duper mega salty. Not a good idea, Frito. As far as pros go, this product truly was "$2 only" just as advertised. Overall, it seems like the intentions of Frito Lay were admirable. Providing an affordable vegan alternative to bagged chicharrĂ³nes (or fried pork skins). Unfortunately, in execution the product falls flat on its butt and its butt landed on my tongue. Hasta la vista, Sabritones®. I won't be back
  15. ¯\_| ಠ ∧ ಠ |¯\_ With a couple simple tweaks you can make a walk like an Egyptian guy!
  16. So, how about all this "Squall is dead" b.s.? Uh, yeah, they made a massively complex Final Fantasy game where 3 out of 4 discs were an illusion, and it was just some completely pointless St Elsewhere crap. Come on, get real. (This is a post that only 90s kids, and maybe some younger kids will get. Along with some older kids (and even at that it depends on if they're cool enough to have spent time watching videos about alternative video game theories on YouTube (and I only really know the St. Elsewhere thing as a reference, so the "getting" factor on that one is probably not at all connected to being a 90s kid))).
  17. Of course! And I thought I was so good at spotting 69 jokes
  18. He just knows we're all Darkness on the Edge of Town heads [psst]does that have something to do with it? I'm not a huge Springsteen fan, but recognized him and googled his albums. I respect him as a musician and he seems like one of the coolest nicest people alive, but I just never got into him.[/psst]
  19. Ideally Gregg should be there as a voice of reason in case Tim's ego begins to clash with the boys. This podcast is intended to be nice and polite, but if Tim comes in with his big shot Hollywood persona, things could take a turn in the rude direction. But yeah, either one would be great!
  20. I was playing internet on www.youtube.com and remembered this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1HXv5Dw9Xk Which reminded me of this sentiment that I agree with Mr. Scharpling, can you please talk to Sean and Hayes and try to convince them make some arrangements with Tim to let him be on the show? I would have a good time listening to something like that.
  21. Cool, just some crossed wires then. The conversation in the Scharpling episode went goo balls heavy a few times, and so I guess that's where the connection happened. That and the title of the episode. Thanks mwn! Episode 3 about 14 minutes in. It's cool though, episode 4 was fun too!
  22. It's cool, I'll step out of the funny zone for a second and say that I actually thought it was a good moment too. Also: I just listened to that Analyze Phish episode and nothing like that image in my head gets mentioned. It makes me worried that my brain may have subconsciously called Tom a fat hairy man, but that's impossible because I'm cool and nice and I like Tom. I'm going to have to go power listen to some more episodes to track that image down.
  23. He needed another funny grumpus. I'm guessing it's when Eggs filled in for Scott? I can hear him in my head now asking Harris about Ganja goo balls. My memory is a little hazy, but this also conjured an image in my head of a fat hairy man rolling the goo balls on his belly in a parking lot
  24. Oof, that Analyze Phish moment was uncomfortable and cringe worthy. Julie obviously didn't realize that one of the episodes was about Jaws, which is a little too scary of a topic for this show
  25. I just got to the "put the blood on me" part. Now that I understand what it means, it looks like I got some "like this" buttons to click (J/k i'd already clicked them)
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