Henry

They should have been nicer to the folks at the Cards For Humans game, and I broke my 666 post count for this. Eh, well spent I guess. May the HH forums live on through history as something that was fun and good

Um... shoot... uh... save rent? I'm just trying to prevent the roasting. My parents ain't got much meat on 'em and I'd hate for you to waste a good spit.

Even a couple of bad boy rascals can bring the world a bit of joy ❤

Looks like try month is the gift that just keeps on giving. What a guest, baby!

Michelle, that scene in the batman movie where the cats get all on you and then make you become the cat woman creeps me out to this day because of the shot of the one that licks you on the mouth. Did you know how scratchy cat tounges were before you agreed to do that?

I like to imagine the phone was trying to wash up in Italy for all that lasagna, and then when it realized it washed up in the wrong country it said "Ugh, Mondays" and then got up to the kind of mischief that only a nasty cat like Garfield could get into.

And then that reminded me of something. I can't remember the last time I looked at the alphabet. I mean I see it all scrambled up on a daily basis via keyboards and the like, but it's been years since I've looked at it A to Z style. The way it was intended to be seen. Everyone, do yourselves a favor and write the alphabet out beginning to end, take a long look, and remember the good old days before we had all these gadgets that make you think the alphabet starts with Q.

Woah, I've been a big fan of Soup in the Afternoon for years and I can't believe I got a shout out live on the air! I really do enjoy that program where Martha comes from. "Tragic Rodeo Birthday Clown Horse Surprise" I believe it's called. I keep trying to Google it to make sure, but Google must be broken because it's not showing up and I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong. I'll give the internet a call and get it fixed because people should see that show, and Martha is fantastic in it. Keep up the good work by keeping us informed, Soup! And if I could I'd like to make a song request for "Bat Dance" and get the funk up this afternoon!

Nice research skills, Soup! I had a feeling it was him because I've always been the biggest Tim Heisenberg fan ever. I just remembered that I made a plea for his appearance here before. It took a few years, but they finally listened!

Even though Tim has already obviously appeared on Earwolf before I still consider him to be a guest on the "get down and suck on these" level. How exciting!

Umm... Shark Sandwich sounds "too scary"? I guess it's been a while since I've seen the movie.

HH always goes to 11 in my heart (edit: I only noticed the picture and hadn't seen it was accompanied by pretty much the same comment. I'll try to think of a different one...)

Heheh, a gutsy wager... and I like it! Today they may as well change the stitcher voice saying "resuming episode" to the sound of a spinning roulette table, and I've put all my chips on "great"!

I gotta admit that I haven't listened to the entire episode either, just playing the odds and betting on it being great.

Is masks the new future of good podcasting? Recent evidence of good episodes sure suggests so! I kind of hope the next newest piece of earwolf merch is an HH inspired podcast mask so I can have hours of fun playing podcast at home!

If you're interested you'd better hurry, tickets are going fast!!

When I was a kid I saw a magazine that kind of suggests that some people even look at butts just for fun. Lol, don't ask me why but for reals, they do!

Hey man, why stop at one?

Ok, I'll describe it. The photo is of a book. "Like, from school and libraries?" I hear you ask. No no no, it's not like any book you've seen before. It's a book that is from this episode! It's blue

Some podcast audiences are a little more sophisticated than others. While some listen and say "That's a shirt!" the smarter ones listen and say "Mmm, yes. That's a book." https://imgur.com/a/MzCYV7d (also, I still haven't figured out how to post pictures so I stopped trying)

I seriously threw my hands over my eyes and did just a little scream due to this shocking image and thought that my computer had been hacked by pranksters. I'm not upset, it was a good trick and you totally got me! I imagined the skull saying "hahaha, have a nice day" over and over and boy it chilled me to the bottom of my bones!

"Little" Esther is actually a "big" deal in my opinion. I think it's time she change her name to Big Esther because she's a corker

Dear Fred, Well, It's that time of year. My son is all ready and excited to graduate again, but I'm not sure how to celebrate. Do I buy him a new gaming system or just take him out and treat him to a nice dinner? He keeps saying that he hates either option, but you know how teenagers can be. I'm probably going to skip both and throw him a backyard pool party. What do you think? Thanks for your time and for all you do for us, have a great day! Your friend, Henry

This place was popping like a bag of genuine popping corn back in the day. Then, like with all bags of popping corn, the weak kernels couldn't take the heat again and got burnt all up. Some of us are all that's left, the skellingtons if you will. Sure, it's scary, but all are welcome to this ghoulish popcorn party..... If you dare! Hahahahah! If you didn't turn away from being spooked too hard then you passed the test and have officially been jumped into the HH forums gang. Congratulations! We will remove any tattoos that might affiliate you with other podcast forums and give you a different one that is actually much cooler if you ask me.

I ain't scared of you [expletive/redacted]. What's the deal with Windex? I tried spraying it in my hair and the wind still came and messed it all up... It had no effect at all. Kick it! This is just a peak at my new character. It's a mashup of stuff that turns out not being so good, but I still do it 'cause I just do what I do. Epilogue: Henry's new character died immediately after posting this. He is survived by all those who knew and loved him.