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It has been accomplished...
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(Hebry collapses from the exhaustion, the locket, having grown hot with whatever power was coursing through it, melts through the chain and rolls away from his body. Now that Jeffrey has completed his part, the skies clear and the birds start singing. But what has Jeffrey done? By bravely taking it upon himself to slaughter this week's forum and sacrificing it to the podcast gods, even at risk to himself and his post/like ratio, we are guaranteed another successful harvest of Hollywood Handbook.)
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Back off Dan! This is bigger than you!
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(The voice that comes from hebry's throat is indeed not human!)
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Yes, the ritual is nearly complete...
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(Hebry softly grins as Jeffrey begins the bit again, and the locket hanging from his neck seems to glow with a dim red light. The sadness that overshadowed his face each time the bit died down is now replaced with hope and triumph as the flames that light the wicks on the candelabra inexplicably burst into a surreal blaze. Lightning and thunder begin to crash outside the forum windows seemingly in time with each episode that gets counted down. Has this really simply just been a long arduous bit... or something more?)
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I KNEW my crows would lead me to victory. a sparkly leather suit filled with crows can take on anything, and that's not even mentioning the beer.Â
Hmm, crows?..... Oh, you mean the winged ones who protected and nourished me when I found myself lost at sea 300 years ago. You know, it sounds strange, but I kind of grew to think of them all as my parents, even though in truth I know I never had parents. They never existed
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(It is now apparent that hebry is wearing an intricately designed locket that is hung on a golden chain around his neck. He opens it and looks at whatever is in there with sad and tired eyes. After closing the locket he gives it a brief kiss, and as a tear runs down his face he sighs out a word that is too quiet to be heard by the rest of the forum. What is in that locket? Lost at sea 300 years ago and cared for by crows? If he's so old how come he has such a perfectly sculpted face and body? Never had parents? And why does his phone autocorrect his name to replace the 'n' with a 'b'? What does all this mean?)
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Find out next time on another chapter of "The Mysterious Case of Herby"
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(all the lightbulbs in the forum burst one after the other. When somebody finally lights the candelabra on the dining room table, hebry has mysteriously appeared, standing right there as if nothing had happened.)
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Look at all those dead eyed identical clones dressed in black. Something about them reminds me of my homeland.... wherever that is.
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Also, I'm just joking about people freaking me out. I can't leave with good conscience saying something mean like that. Now I feel I've revealed too much of myself! I'll be back...
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(Hebry turns into a thick black mist and dissipates into nothing. Who.... or what is he?)
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That's why I shroud myself in a thick cloak of mystery, Fabio. These people freak me out, too. Except of course for the ones I like, you all know who you are!
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Jeffrey's such a tease, he knew we were all waiting for that one!
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!!! Excellent work, Auden! I put one up on a telephone pole next to the school bus stop in my neighborhood because like any drug dealer knows, it sometimes helps to get them hooked when they're teenagers. It rained all weekend though, and the flyer didn't survive. Good to see the good word of HH is being spread! I'm down for a charity car wash, it'll be just like that part on the G.O.T.G. OST where the kids save the factory!- 14
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I learned a fun new trick here on the forums today. Try clicking just a little to the right of the "SHOP!" icon. There's an invisible box that brings up a fun picture of a spinning loading icon in the middle. Just another life hack from your pal Henry from the forums on the popular internet website Earwolf.com!
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Congratulations on episode #150! Can't wait to see what the next 150 episodes have in store for us! Keep it up, boys!
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That's obviously a severe simplification, it's a good game with a good story. Why not try it out for yourself, everyone?
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I liked Final Fantasy Tactics. It's like checkers, but your pieces can throw rocks at your opponent's pieces.
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I'm only posting right now because I love souprman, and I want to take him closer to his goal. You can do it, buddy!
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I don't have a printer. Could you print me up about a hundred of these and mail them to me?
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Sorry, the toner for my printer is kind of spendy. Also, you have never, I repeat never called me a sweetie. It's Ok though, we're still cool.
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I tried to make it a little higher quality, clarified the Tuesday morning line, and put the QR code in the bottom left. For some reason it gave me less issues fitting it on a page if it turned it sideways. There's still some excess to trim off, but I tried my darnedest
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Sure! It'll just have to wait a few hours until I get home. I'm also considering adding a QR code to the top right corner to link to the page when I get a chance.
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I feel you thejjar, you're a hero among men. I've done my part and have created a flyer worthy of the finest telephone pole. I'll find some places to staple it this afternoon. I personally don't have the balls to put this thing up in a bank though, so praises to thejjar.
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So, the rest of you scoop troopers gonna get on board? Let's do this thing! For Sean and Hayes!
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Is it rude to every other person on earth except for Sean and Hayes when I say that I'm kind of glad nobody else is there and the no guest episodes are my favorite? If so I deeply apologize, but I'm still excited the boys got another episode to themselves!
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Cody's cool too. Good job, Cody man!
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Good morning everyone, I have arrived today to shower the forum with my likes. It was a lot of work, but you've all earned it! Now don't go and spend them all in one place... or go ahead if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do?
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When it comes to my funny bone, Sean and Hayes really know how to be hittin' it right!
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throws out comedy vibrator
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Just to explain myself, this episode thread was originally titled as having Jon Daly as the guest. I never really believed he was going to be the guest after reading agata's post. It's fixed now so my previous post may look stupid and goofy. It isn't though, I assure you. It was very cool and funny at the time. Just like me in the 80s
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Oh man, Jon Daly always surprises me with his characters, but now he's going to be playing two at the same time!
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Poor Paul. I've heard of washing your mouth out with soap, but washing your mouth out with razors? Well, yes I have heard of that. Eat Harry's razor, Harry's razors are best good razors for putting on inside mouth. I love Harry's razor for the win
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Episode 150 - Brett Marcus, Our Engineer Friend from Germany
in Hollywood Handbook
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(But what was in that locket? A curious forumer goes to pick it up. Inside is a very poorly made, but heartfelt message.)
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