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    I'm laughing just imagining this. The fact that you think you are dextrous enough to avoid the people's elbow that I would drop on you from the top rope. I am so fast and you would never stand a chance. Pathetic.

     

    This would drive me to buy a bumper sticker that reads "Not my elbow" because I believe honlads to be a good guy. I might also be egging it on because I wanna see a good fight.

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    Excerpt from music producer Tom Wilson's autobiography:

     

    "One of the albums I produced was "Th* T*m*s Th*y *r* *-Ch*ng*n'" by B*b Dyl*n (legal threats were given if some specific information wasn't censored). He came to me with a song he called "Boots of Shiny Metal". I asked him what it was about and he pointed down to his feet. "Please direct your ocular organs in this direction. I greatly approve of my creator's choice of mobility." he said. I read the lyrics and changed a few words around and suggested that these new lyrics would be more relatable to his audience. A dull glow flickered rapidly from behind his eyes, and a slight buzz came from his chest. "I find this agreeable. I will now adjust the programming for this musical sequence and enable it to accept this data." We went into the studio and B*b nailed it in one take!

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    Oh, it was real... Well, I guess it turns out that I didn't have anything to do about it. I do have a little something to do about it now that that rascal turned his back on everyone. Let's just say I'll see him on the free lancing fields at dawn... to wish him luck and to tell him how legend he was as an engineer!

     

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    I sure wouldn't joust with this guy :o

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    i got a lotta dead snakes

     

    how long would it be if you tied them all together?

     

    This reminded me of a classic movie scene from my childhood.

     

     

    Even as a little boy who wanted to be a big boy it always cracked me up seeing him bundle up a rope of seemingly dead snakes and saying "I'm not gonna hurt you!" and then kills the heck outta them if they weren't dead already.

     

    (dang it, the time stamp didn't work for me. It's at 20:16)

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    Now that I'm a Stitcher Premium subscriber, I can barely stomach listening to this free garbage like a peasant. Excuse me while I go wash my hands of this filth with an episode of Teachers Lounge

     

    You mean there are people who don't have a stitcher premium subscription? Ahahha, that's rich! Just like me, heh heh

     

    swirls his brandy snifter and straightens monocle

     

    Yes, I realize it's 6:00 am and I just woke up. It's breakfast brandy

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    Oh gosh! I had somehow turned the playback speed on the stitcher app to half speed and didn't realize what was going on for about 5 minutes. It darn near turned Sean's sneaky laugh into an evil laugh.

     

    Oh, and congrats Dr. Rundo. That's right, every advanced member automatically earns an impressive title. Of course you can choose a different one whenever you want. I decided to be Vice Principal Henry because it seemed like I'd have to do less work than a full principal.

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    Welcome to my website that I'm building here on Earwolf.com, It's already so much easier than Squarespace! Not much to see yet, but I'm going to be working on Gelmania soon so stay tuned! An idea I had was to make a website where Brett Gelman pranks Sean's warship again lol!

     

    Offer code: ready to launch

     

    Update: uh oh, I spoke too soon. Everyone, please be cool and don't tell Colin

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