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    Mannequin: On the Move (1991)

    This and Caddyshack 2 were on all the time on the local TV network. Which apparently hated us.
  2. Actually not a movie. It's 2 TV specials. Also that Ghetto Man bit is soul crushingly bad.
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    GI BRO (1977)

    Naw, man it's a real fun movie, but not really a HDTGM. It's original title was Inglorious Bastards and inspired the Quentin Tarantino movie of the similar name. Think spaghetti western, but replace western with war. It only got the GI Bro name for markets where they thought it could be sold as a blaxsploitation film since it had a prominent black character. Seriously, check this out.
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    Condorman (1981)

    Weren't we talking about Condorman? I definitely have a vague memory of this one as a kid. Very vague.
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    Birth of a Nation

    "Jason, what's your favourite swear word." "Bonkers."
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    The Marine 3: Homefront

    I think they should just do the Marine. Direct-to-video sequels are best ignored.
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    Ladyhawke

    Yeah, Ladyhawke is just... OK. I'm not a big fan, but it's not all that bad. But now I want Krull. That must have been suggested, right?
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    Legend (1985)

    Yeah, Legend is not good really, but I don't think it is a HDTGM episode. Tim Curry's villain deserved a MUCH better movie.
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    Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

    I'd love to see this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ka2Yt5_6M Those are not good credits.
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    Branded

    Yeah, I haven't seen it, but it was kind of a bummer that it turned out to be so poorly received. I saw the preview and was intrigued and was hoping they were sort of going for a "They Live" meets "Videodrome" kind of deal and seemed really out there. Apparently, too far out there. Shame.
  11. Was it? It was fairly good, though sadly we didn't get a Bob Ducca review at the end.
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    Videodrome

    Maybe we should turn this into the Dune thread.
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    Samurai Cop (1991)

    It does look really great. "It means Japanese sword."
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    Poltergeist 3

    This could be a good one for Halloween (although I think there's going to be a lot of stiff competition next Halloween).
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    Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)

    This was a big part of my childhood, along with the other movie. Please do this! Also, it's a forest moon of Endor, not Endor itself trailer voiceover guy!
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    To Catch a Yetti (w/ young Meatloaf)

    If you thought Harry and the Hendersons should be less watchable. Yeah, this looks insane! Do it!
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    Men in Black II (2002)

    It's a great restaurant!
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    Jonah Hex (2010)

    As a fan of the Jonah Hex comics (seriously read the Jimmy Palimotti/Justin Gray run), I was crestfallen when I saw the trailer. You had the perfect Jonah Hex in Josh Brolin and you tried to do yet another Wild, Wild West. That makes me so sad.
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    Karate Dog (2005)

    "Hello Clarece?" That's the most random pop culture quote to use in their ever. A case of all parties involved not even trying, which is funny considering what must be done to get even a direct to video movie made.
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    InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)

    This looks way awful but still not right for HDTGM. I don't think bad sketch comedy is right for the show, sort of in the same way they won't do the Friedberg/Seltzer comedies.
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    Any Uwe Boll Film

    And now they are finally doing one of his movies. Hurrah.
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    The 6th Day (2000)

    This isn't a good movie, but I think it's rather watchable. I don't remember if it's weaknesses make it a good candidate yet, it's been so long since I've seen it.
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    the hobbit

    Yeah, it definitely has some problems, but I think even if you didn't like it, it doesn't have that special whatsit to make it HDTGM material.
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    Star Wars Holiday Special

    I'm sort of surprised it hasn't been done yet. I think this needs to be the next holiday movie.
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    This movie MUST BE DONE. It sits in my mind as a part of my childhood. And it is nuts. Magic paintbrushes made from human hair in which you can travel into the paintings. And a kid who decides he wants to grow pubic hair.
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