Lando

Was there a thing in the late 80s/early 90s Hollywood where you didn't need to be able to do a decent English accent to play an English person? I ask that because of Prince of Theives and Coppola's Dracula.

I love this little dig at PoT

I am glad for this movie solely because it spawned Robin Hood: Men in Tights, which is probably my favorite version of Robin Hood.

I wish I knew someone named Paul just so that I could post the "Happy birthday Paulie" clip on their facebook page every year.

So I think with Chelsea Field's recent emergence into HDTGM fame, this movie deserves a bump.

So there is a threesome in Perfect and a threesome in Death Spa and Chelsea Field is in both, does that mean that I missed the threesome scene in Masters of the Universe?

I am in desperate need of a haircut, and I was thinking I would make a good Jeff from Miami Connection My baby boy and I:

I will hand it to the Wachowskis, they know how to make a visually stunning movie, they just suck at telling stories.

I have a question for you all. If you were going to dress up for Halloween as a character from a HDTGM movie, what would you choose? For me it's a tie between an out of shape Dolph Lundgren He-Man and Stinger from Jupiter Ascending (but mostly so I would be able to go around telling people that "bees don't lie")

Did it again this morning and got a nice eclectic mix: The Walker Brothers - The Electrician Wu Tang Clan - Wu Tang Clan Aint Nothin ta F Wit Gåte - Springleik Good Riddance - Static Converge - Cruel Bloom

Apparently this time the universe decided that it wanted to take me in a more rock direction, and that it really wanted me to listen to Monster Magnet: Monster Magnet - Space Lord Shining - The One Inside Monster Magnet - See You In Hell Leprous - Acquired Taste Rodriguez - Sugar Man

My multimedia computer with all of my owned stuff is down, so I did it with all of the stuff that I have favorited on rdio: Handsome Boy Modeling School (w/ Del The Funkee Homosapien) - The World's Gone Mad Sigh - Scarlet Dream Gza - I Gotcha Back The White Buffalo - One Lone Night The Pogues - The Body of an American

I have a weird answer and it's that as I have gotten older, mellower and taken myself less seriously I have grown to appreciate black metal. When I was much younger I was a big heavy metal nerd. I was mostly into the nerdy, woman repellent, melodic clean vocal stuff (when Blind Guardian came up at the end of In the Name of the King I knew exactly who it was because I own multiple BG albums). I was also pretty much only into metal to the point of being an obnoxious purist, but I never really cared for brutal death metal or black metal. As I grew older my tastes started to expand and I grew to like punk, folk, rap, alternative and a bunch of other things that were a no-no among metal purists, but for some strange reason black metal also started to click. Now, I say that I have grown to appreciate it as I have "gotten gotten older, mellower and taken myself less seriously" because if you have never encountered the underground heavy metal scene then you would not know that of the underground metal fans tend to be the most uptight and take themselves too seriously are the black metal fans. Many of them grow out of it as they grow older and mellow out, but I went the other direction.

Ah ok, just making sure. It just seems so hard to avoid seeing the originals. It's sorta like you've only ever eaten Pizza Hut pizza, and someone is like "You gotta try this gourmet good pizza" and you're all "I know what pizza tastes like" I'm kind of on board with Ashlee. I swear she is a staple of supermarket ambiance and I usually find myself guiltily enjoying it when I am shopping and Invisible comes on. And I think that the BNL song about postcards of chimps is pretty embarrassing (I say that as someone who is not really into BNL)

Mine: Older Maroon 5 and Peter Cetera (although I "admit" to liking Cetera, but I cloak it in irony) Edit: Also some of the older Fall Out Boy stuff. I can't get behind Dance Like Uma Thurman though, that song is awful.

Wait, have you not seen "A New Hope, Return of the Jedi and Empire Strikes Back" (Known as Episodes IV-VI) or "Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith" (The 4th - 6th released films)?

Honestly, I haven't watched anything more than the 30 second clips on the new movie on TV. I will hold my excitement until the movie gets closer, but honestly The Phantom Menace pretty much scarred me and taught me to never get too hyped up for a movie ever again.

Although, it doesn't make sense that one of the reasons that Anakin was easily drawn over to the dark side was because he enrolled in Jedi school so late and yet Luke was much much older, and got far less training when he learned to use the force and stayed good. At least he turning to the dark side would inject some much needed consistency into the official canon.

Jason - Emma Peel June - John Steed Paul - Sean Connery (not the character he played, just the actor) I couldn't resist

But would John Travolta as Castor Troy have made Perfect better?

For a while, they were advertising this heavily on the Fios on demand menu. I kept having to hear Bradley Cooper aggressively saying "You can't pick my brains. They're unpickable" and a conversation where Rachel McAdams saying "You're a workaholic who creates work to avoid real work" and Cooper responds with "Yeah well I'm still working on that." I imagine Crowe being pleased with himself for those lines.

So I want to say that I didn't think this was a bad movie, but I did think it was a kind of insane movie and would be fun to discuss. Liam Hemsworth just so happens to be filming his girlfriend practicing her "Miss Cut Bank" speech in an open field when he catches the murder of a local mailman (played by Bruce Dern) on camera. Billy Bob Thornton plays his girfriend's father, John Malkovich is the town sheriff and Oliver Platt is a postal inspector from DC. Things are not what they seem and what looks like a fairly standard indie murder mystery takes an utterly bizarre turn with the character of Derby Milton (played by the guy who was Arnold Rothstein in Boardwalk Empire) trying to get back his p-p-p-parcel. All in all I enjoyed this movie for its insanity, and that crazy turn saved it from being a predictable run of the mill indie film.

I'm trying to decide if the ending to this is better or worse than Now You See Me...

I will say that while I don't care of Travolta is gay or not, it is interesting that Scientology has historically had a fundamentalist Christianity level hostility towards homosexuality, so for him personally that certainly makes things more complicated.