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If you are cool with subtitles or speak Danish I would highly recommend the Pusher trilogy. They tried to remake it in the UK, but it fell flat, however his original trilogy is excellent. (and I say that as someone who disliked Drive, but also liked Bronson)

I know I joked about this in the Top Dog thread, but seriously guys. Black Dog:

I think we'll get Black Dog sooner than we will White Dog. White Dog would be the first Criterion film if it was chosen.

I do remember that they did MK because they were going to do MK Annihlation, but wanted to do both of them and wanted to start with the beginning.

Now imagine if that dog was a cop? It would be very relevant to today's issues.

The way that I look at it is that this shows that I am in the minority with not caring for these films and it's just one film a year so I am willing to let go of my objections and just allow 10 other people to enjoy the film and podcast episode.

When Paul described the movie, I was hoping that the dog was a white supremacist. Also, if you get Encore, this movie is playing on loop on Thursday: Thu, Aug 06 7:35 AM ENCRA (360) Thu, Aug 06 10:35 AM ENCA (361) Thu, Aug 06 1:45 PM ENCRA (360) Thu, Aug 06 4:45 PM ENCA (361) Thu, Aug 06 8:30 PM ENCRA (360) Thu, Aug 06 11:30 PM ENCA (361)

I don't think calling it "screaming" does it justice. It's like really deep, low action "yaaah"ing

RIP Roddy.

Oh man, Cyborg 2 does not have JCVD, but it has Jack Palance and Angelina Jolie.

You had piqued my interest in the last post about this documentary, but this one has sealed it. I'm adding it to my list.

Watching this now, unfortunately it's only on Netflix for another day. I think this movie is a great example of why editing is important. It has a series of events that lead from one into the other, it explains some things of what's going on, there are good guys and bad guys, music to queue you what you're supposed to feel, etc. all of the things you should need to make an action movie. But honestly it just feels like someone stitched a bunch of scenes together without creating a story. This would definitely be a good JCVD choice for HDTGM. Edit: I think one of the reasons why this movie barely makes any sense is that there is hardly any conversation in this movie. There are bits of them in flashbacks, and there is really bad dialog, but there is really no conversation. Also, the villain fights JCVD and knocks him out and leaves him to die like JC without VD (see what I did there?) rather than kill him. That's not going to come back to bite him in the ass later on... He's so terrible at being evil.

I also remember in the first one they had some flooding scenes where there were sharks in swimming in a couple of feet of water eating people up that they have since abandoned for the sequels. I guess doing those types of scenes would cut into cameo time.

"Is this your fin?"

And clearly the only one who could save us from Sharkpedo would be Chris Hansen.

I was thinking of a crossover between Sharknado and Birdemic.

I just wanted an excuse to post this:

Damn, that's all I've got. Take good care of my soul! It likes half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half in the evening and likes to sit on your lap and have its belly rubbed while you watch tv.

I've said before, I don't think that the ratings are going to dip enough for them to stop trying to milk this series. No matter what, their bar is going to be the other shitty Asylum movies. What do these movies get like 500k viewers or so? They can swap in new leads and keep it cheap and obviously they don't have a huge special effects budget. Sharknado has to essentially get fewer viewers than their marginal shitty ironic monster movies that they continue to make.

You make the crossword for the Sacramento Herald

Because Donald Trump is actually a character that Jason is doing Tony Clifton style. Didn't you hear Trump call people "dum dums?"

I hope Paul reads this on the next Corrections and Omissions

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump Be sure to tweet him all of your thoughts.

send transmission from the one jawed chomper

A few corrections/omissions Kim Richards (the Universal tour guide) was a pretty successful child actress back in the day. She was one of the stars of both of the original Escape and Return to Witch Mountain, the whole catalyst for the original Assault on Precinct 13 and she has a ton of credits from the late 60s into the 70s, lots of them Disney. During the Mark Cuban's speech giving Finn the golden chainsaw he credits Finn for "Alerting us to the threat of Sharknados." Did he really alert anyone? It's not like there was a raging sharknado off the cost of LA and he saw it but nobody believed what he saw until it was too late, he has just happened to be a guy who was in the right place at the right time multiple times. Where did they get a space suit for April that has extra room for a pregnant belly? #AprilLives is currently beating #AprilDies by a 2 to 1 margin on Twitter: http://topsy.com/analytics?q1=%23aprildies&q2=%23aprillives&via=Topsy The reason why you guys are not making cameos in these movies is because you are on your way up, everyone in this movie is on a downward trajectory that looks something like a shark falling from outer space.