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I enjoyed the hell out of Drive Angry in the same sort of way that I enjoyed the more recent from the F&F series

Cameron, your quote could have been "Oh hell no!"

You have my attention

Only 3 people thought of tweeting #AprilLivesMatter http://topsy.com/analytics?q1=%23aprillivesmatter&via=Topsy

Adding the pound sign changes the numbers a lot, we're still at a 2:1 for AprilLives: http://topsy.com/analytics?q1=%23aprildies&q2=%23aprillives&via=Topsy

I wonder how accurate it is, the original SyFy Sharknado tweet has been retweeeted 1.7K times. I figure even if that site isn't exactly correct it's probably generally correct. If anyone knows a better way to count let me know. This one has the right idea:

It looks like AprilLives is winning by a 3:1 margin: http://topsy.com/analytics?q1=aprildies&q2=aprillives&via=Topsy

I want to say it's #StopAsylum but you might accidentally get your tweets mixed in with Donald Trump supporters...

Shows how much attention I was paying. That joke makes more sense now, but it's still not funny or clever.

Might not be a good idea if you're one of those angry drunks

I have a feeling that if #AprilDies wins we will not see the end of Tara Reid. April's previously unmentioned identical twin sister (May or June maybe? They could back fit that as a reference to the twin) will come in to avenge her sister.

In case you don't ever go on facebook the movies they're doing are: Top Dog w/ Chuck Norris & a dog Theodore Rex w/ Whoopi Goldberg & a dinosaur The latter may be available in its entirety on Youtube...

Some stray thoughts until the episode drops: - I wish I was a pot smoker. I think being super high is the key to really enjoying Sharknado. - The weirdest thing was all of the companies that made commercials just for the movie, as if it's the superbowl. - Who was more chemically altered during the filming, Tara or The Hoff (somehow finally making his first appearance in HTDGM)? - This board totally called the Sharknado in space. - I feel like it's not that Finn is particularly good at dealing with sharknados so much as that he just happens to be in the right place at the right time conveniently to the plot at all times. - #AprilDies x 1,000,000

I would hate to hear what anyone that thinks Jurassic World had too much product placement thinks about this movie.

I think I did not DVR the 1st Sharknado (and possibly the 2nd) but watched it via SyFy's website with no barrier.

Not as weird when you consider that Banderas comes from a part of Spain that was under Muslim control at the time that this movie takes place. There is a good chance that he has moor blood in him.

Honestly I would be all in on Sharknado In Tha Hood. Who are the African American equivalents to Ian Ziering and Tara Reid?

Definitely agree. Actually I think you could do a whole podcast about after school specials.

I'm predicting that the sequels will be called: Sharknado 4: Are You Still Watching These? Sharknado 5: We Paid Tara Reid 2 bottles of Jim Beam This Time Sharknado 6: *Insert Subtitle*

Or if they're from the Roman Empire they speak British English.

Yeah, I really enjoyed the Face/Off and Con Air episodes where Jason defended them as "100% realistic." I also really enjoyed when somebody tracked down the reviews from one second oppinion reviewer who turned out to be a foreign professor of English or something like that and his other reviews were equally bizarre. I forget what movie he reviewed, I want to say LOL, but that also sounds wrong (it might have been the mini where Paul announced LOL). On the topic of Gran Torino, I think that there's also a phenomenon that when something is really hyped up and a person does not feel the way about something that matches the hype, they over state their dissatisfaction of the movie (and this probably goes for music too). Maybe for example if they had seen GT without knowing anything about it they would have said it was a 6 out of 10 movie, but because it gets a lot of rave reviews and hype they feel compelled to act like it's a 1 out of 10 movie.

I see the irony. I think though the difference is that the show is not mean spirited and it's more like a roast. I think even when Jason calls people "dum dums" and "jerks" it's ultimately not said with malice (which is why I have defended him when people get upset about this in live shows). People regularly come in and defend the movies that they make fun of and their opinions are generally respected and that is the difference. I will say, I think if any of us had a review of ours read as a second opinion we would be pretty excited and not ashamed and that is a pretty good indicator of the tone of the show.

From what I remember it was more of a montage where he picked up the language a little at a time and only actually spoke it out loud around the fire.

I honestly have no problem with people suggesting movies that are generally well received. Rotten Tomatoes is far from God, popularity is absolutely not a synonym for quality and everyone is entitled to their own opinion on movies. However if you just assume that Paul, June and Jason also share your view on the movie the odds are that you will be wrong in these cases. On top of that it's insulting to those that may like a film to just say things like "can you believe that people actually like this movie?" as people tend to do with better reviewed movies than worse ones. If you want to suggest a popular movie, that's fine but remember that it is probably going to be an uphill battle and make a case as to why the critics are wrong and it should be mocked. Don't just assume that everyone is already on your side when most signs point in the opposite direction.