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Lando

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  1. Lando

    From Paris with Love (2010)

    I watched this last night. Totally HDTGM-worthy. This. They had the cocaine just sitting up in the attic in a gigantic pile?
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    The First Annual HDTGM Awards

    What about "Best Use of Child Endangerment" Old Dogs, Jingle All The Way and a few others would work in this category.
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    Bloodsport (1988)

    I second Double Impact. He's so casual about discovering that he has a twin.
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    Street Fighter (1994)

    It's pretty sad that this was Raul Julia's last movie
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    Street Fighter (1994)

    I call novelization rights to the musical.
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    Street Fighter (1994)

    It spawned my favorite video game movie adaptation video game.
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    The First Annual HDTGM Awards

    I wanted to submit a category: Best Endangerment of Faceless Civilians
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    Anaconda

    This film popped into my head as a suggestion, so *bump*
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    Troll 2 (1990)

    I didn't get the impression that she was mentally ill so much as that she was in denial. I did feel bad for her though. One thing that was clear to me was that Troll 2 essentially ruined the future acting careers of anyone involved. Those who either found another profession or embraced the camp seemed to be a lot happier than those who denied it.
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    Troll 2 (1990)

    The other night I watched "Best Worst Movie" which is a documentary about this film made by the actors in the film, very enlightening and entertaining. The dentist who plays the dad is pretty entertaining although gets a bit negative at one point when people don't respond to him the way he expected they would. The director seems to be bitter that he made one of the worst movies ever and seems to miss the point of the camp fans appreciation of the film. It's funny to see how some people embrace the film's fame for the wrong reason and how others who will take any fame that comes along but clearly had hoped to achieve a different kind of fame.
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    Bad Summer Movies!

    I would like to add Mission Impossible II to the list of suggestions. I snuck into this movie back when it was in theaters and felt like I got ripped off.
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    Episode 38 — Bad Ass

    Finding out that he is very good at the stuffed animal claw machine made my day.
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    Outlander

    I just watched this mess of a movie and holy shit is it crazy. A man travels from a far away planet to 700 AD earth, pretends to be a viking and fights an alien dragon. It has a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, it cost $50M to make and only took in $160k at the box office.
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    Spiderman 3

    Now dig on this.
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    Bad Summer Movies!

    Oh and one more suggestion. Meteor Man:
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    Bad Summer Movies!

    I would like to suggest Jurassic Park 3. It's basically Gremlins 2, but with raptors. I would like to second: Van Helsing League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Masters of the Universe Waterworld
  17. The end of this movie must have 10x the faceless civilian casualties of Fast 5.
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    Bad Summer Movies!

    I keep waiting for them to get around to movies with Sylvester Stallone and Brendan Fraser.
  19. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120179/tvschedule If you get Cinemax you have a couple of days to watch it. If you have HBO then it looks like you'll be able to watch it on HBO Go June 1.
  20. Back in October of 1997 I went to Iceland and on the plane ride over there I had a few choices in movies (this was when personalized entertainment on planes was pretty new), among the choices were Batman & Robin and Speed 2. Since I remembered enjoying Batman Forever (which I have since seen as an adult and it is terrible) I thought I'd give Batman & Robin a shot. I watched Batman jump out of the Batwing, fly down on a surfboard, fall through a skylight and say "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." Right there I turned to Speed 2 and never looked back.
  21. I don't think it's that Lance and Joey are bad singers, just that they're not rock singers. At all. They're the antithesis of rock. You guys should do this movie's counterpart Mr. Wrong some time.
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    Episode 9 — Fast Five

    This movie should have been called "Diesel's Eleven"
  23. Holy shit, this movie is Birdemic with a legit budget.
  24. I thought that at Rod and Nathalie's first date Rod said he was an "Eagles" fan, as if to throw in a bird related zinger.
  25. Nick Cage high on CRACK! I did love this movie though. I am a big Herzog fan.
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