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  1. Posted

    I love all your picks for most underrated episodes. I think I would qualify one or two of your picks as straight up classics, but there's really no right or wrong answer.

     

    On another note, has anyone been checking in on this Shia LeBeof livestream thing? Holy cow, it's pretty amazing. I think my blood pressure has dropped a few points in the couple of minutes I checked in on it--it's like a freakin' lava lamp. If you have a minute today, and wish to improve your quality of life, I encourage everyone to check it out. I believe, as of this post, he is somewhere in the middle of Crystal Skull.

     

    What are you all waiting for?

     

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    I hope that he did nothing but apologize every single time Mutt Williams got on screen.

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    Yeah, I am the oldest of three boys so we watched the shit out of the Rocky, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc series and JCVD movies. Honestly, I think we watched more of that stuff than even the Disney movies with songs. I probably didn't see The Little Mermaid until I was at least 14 and I don't know that I have seen The Lion King start to finish in one sitting. The only thing that I can think of is An American Tail and that version of Somewhere Out There still gets me vaklempt.

     

    I think also, with musicals there is a bit of a cute wink and nod element to the songs that I am not a fan of.

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  3. Posted

    What do you guys got?

     

    For me, probably mostly musicals like Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc. The only non-HDTGM musicals I have seen have been things from Troma or Trey & Matt from South Park and a few random ones like Sweeney Todd (which I didn't care for) and Little Shop of Horrors (which I do enjoy). Honestly I have less of a problem with suspending disbelief on something like there being a bee human soldier hybrid who can smell royalty than I do with everybody stopping what they're doing to perform a choreographed song and dance number. I think I just am not a fan of showtunes (with a few exceptions).

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  5. Posted

    This falls into the "tangentially HDTGM related recommendations" category that does not belong in the "bad movies" subforum, but I am not sure where else to put it. Anyway, happened to see the title on the guide and instantly decided to give it a view. They have it on rotation on Showtime, and Showtime on demand so if you subscribe I would definitely suggest checking it out for the following reasons:

    - Discussion of Nic Cage as Superman

    - Jon Peters describes himself as a "street fighter"

    - One of the interviewees has a Zardoz head

     

    It's a bit rough around the edges, but it is an interesting look at a movie that got trapped and eaten by the vortex of development hell.

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  6. Posted

    My new 5 would be:

    Citizen Kane - Jason, you're going to hate this movie. Get this, this big billionaire is sad because he lost his sled!! Can you believe some people actually think this piece of shit is a good movie?

    </one time poster>

     

    For real though (the first three I agree with others):

    Dreamcatcher - I Dudditz

     

    Double Impact - Probably the JCVD movie with the most to discuss that does not have Dennis Rodman or based on a video game

     

    Now You See Me - The ultimate fuck you of an ending

     

    From Paris With Love - Bald Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Myers walking around Paris with a vase full of cocaine.

     

    Chill Factor - Post-Oscar Cuba Gooding Jr. and the poor man's Johnny Depp in a missfire of an action comedy.

     

    Honorable mention: Hard Rain and Black Dog

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    Tango & Cash - I know, I know, we had a bunch of Stallone movies recently but I think that this one is corny, fun and ridiculous and deserves to be made.

     

    Kazaam/Steel - Shaq.

     

    Tyler Perry's Temptation - I just want to hear their take on a Tyler Perry movie

     

    No Holds Barred - I watched this a couple of weeks ago and do not want it to be in vain.

     

    Junior - It's their logo!

     

    Holy shit! Not to pat myself on the back too much but I'm about to dislocate my arm here.

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  12. Posted

    Hey everyone! Save yourselves a couple of bucks...

     

    I haven't seen this movie in a while, but it falls into the fun cheesy category and will definitely be one of the more enjoyable HDTGM films to (re)watch.

     

    I remembered seeing a video of a band doing a parody on Lifeforce 10 years ago, took me a few googles to dig it up

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  23. Posted

    I have a question for you all. If you were going to dress up for Halloween as a character from a HDTGM movie, what would you choose?

     

    For me it's a tie between an out of shape Dolph Lundgren He-Man and Stinger from Jupiter Ascending (but mostly so I would be able to go around telling people that "bees don't lie")

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