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Posts posted by Lando
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I think I did not DVR the 1st Sharknado (and possibly the 2nd) but watched it via SyFy's website with no barrier.
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This movie might be, at the very least, racially insensitive by casting a Spaniard as an Arab
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Not as weird when you consider that Banderas comes from a part of Spain that was under Muslim control at the time that this movie takes place. There is a good chance that he has moor blood in him.
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There has to be one in space, right? There HAS to be...
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Honestly I would be all in on Sharknado In Tha Hood. Who are the African American equivalents to Ian Ziering and Tara Reid?
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That said, it would be amazing if one of those after school specials got the HDTGM treatment...
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Definitely agree. Actually I think you could do a whole podcast about after school specials.
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I'm predicting that the sequels will be called:
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Sharknado 4: Are You Still Watching These?
Sharknado 5: We Paid Tara Reid 2 bottles of Jim Beam This Time
Sharknado 6: *Insert Subtitle*
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Or if they're from the Roman Empire they speak British English.
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Yeah, I really enjoyed the Face/Off and Con Air episodes where Jason defended them as "100% realistic."
I also really enjoyed when somebody tracked down the reviews from one second oppinion reviewer who turned out to be a foreign professor of English or something like that and his other reviews were equally bizarre. I forget what movie he reviewed, I want to say LOL, but that also sounds wrong (it might have been the mini where Paul announced LOL).
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On the topic of Gran Torino, I think that there's also a phenomenon that when something is really hyped up and a person does not feel the way about something that matches the hype, they over state their dissatisfaction of the movie (and this probably goes for music too). Maybe for example if they had seen GT without knowing anything about it they would have said it was a 6 out of 10 movie, but because it gets a lot of rave reviews and hype they feel compelled to act like it's a 1 out of 10 movie.
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I see the irony. I think though the difference is that the show is not mean spirited and it's more like a roast. I think even when Jason calls people "dum dums" and "jerks" it's ultimately not said with malice (which is why I have defended him when people get upset about this in live shows). People regularly come in and defend the movies that they make fun of and their opinions are generally respected and that is the difference.
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I will say, I think if any of us had a review of ours read as a second opinion we would be pretty excited and not ashamed and that is a pretty good indicator of the tone of the show.
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From what I remember it was more of a montage where he picked up the language a little at a time and only actually spoke it out loud around the fire.
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I honestly have no problem with people suggesting movies that are generally well received. Rotten Tomatoes is far from God, popularity is absolutely not a synonym for quality and everyone is entitled to their own opinion on movies. However if you just assume that Paul, June and Jason also share your view on the movie the odds are that you will be wrong in these cases. On top of that it's insulting to those that may like a film to just say things like "can you believe that people actually like this movie?" as people tend to do with better reviewed movies than worse ones.
If you want to suggest a popular movie, that's fine but remember that it is probably going to be an uphill battle and make a case as to why the critics are wrong and it should be mocked. Don't just assume that everyone is already on your side when most signs point in the opposite direction.
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In case you don't ever go on facebook the movies they're doing are:
Top Dog w/ Chuck Norris & a dog
Theodore Rex w/ Whoopi Goldberg & a dinosaur
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The latter may be available in its entirety on Youtube...
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I would take an intentionally bad Troma film over an intentionally bad Asylum film any day.
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I'll DVR and watch Sharknado 3, but I'll probably be doing something else at the same time and not pay much attention. I will listen to the HDTGM ep with my full attention though.
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It's always weird when someone starts a thread on a generally well received movie as if they are the arbiter of what is objectively bad and assuming that Jason, Paul and June are on their side.
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I have not seen this movie in a while, but I liked that it was one of the first films that I had seen where the Vikings were more complex than just long boat raiders and I liked that. I probably should revisit this movie though.
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I feel like the Sharknados are a deal with the devil. No matter how tedious these get, the ratings on these are never going to get so low that Asylum will stop making them.
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Honestly, since we're talking about Suicide Squad now, all I want from that movie is 2 hours of Harley beating the shit out of Joker. Then she runs off with Ivy in the end and they live happily ever after.
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I really want to photoshop this into the poster for Bound
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I have a feeling that they're not going to do this movie. They passed on doing The Happening and have ignored Dreamcatcher, both of which feature a Wahlberg. I think Paul is in the pocket of big Wahlburger.
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LOL at the network's name. Movies4Men!
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Of course it's for men. It has Kirstey Alley, she's very attractive.
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Clearly they would get a guest VP every other week.
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That said, did you ever see "A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica" where the opposite happened? Oh, they were on their way up for sure, but they weren't the Stones or anything, and they ended up making one of the most comprehensive "making of"/"rise to superstardom" documentaries ever made.
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I have not seen that one and I will definitely have to. I like Anvil: The Story of Anvil as something of a counterpoint of SKOM
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A couple of days ago I finally watched Rhinestone and one of the things I remember is that Stallone offers to take his Japanese passengers to a sushi restaurant. That movie also takes place in 1984. It was probably seen as something like a "raw fish? that sounds gross" punchline at that point.
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That is one of the things I enjoy about Some Kind of Monster. They just happened to be recording a documentary while Metallica recorded one of the worst albums of all time and nobody told them that it may have been a bad idea.
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EPISODE 114.5 — Minisode 114.5
in How Did This Get Made?
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I would hate to hear what anyone that thinks Jurassic World had too much product placement thinks about this movie.