HDTGM as Emoji

[HDTGM as Emoji]

It would be adorable if the Jason emoji called me a dum dum.

[EPISODE 110 — The Island of Dr. Moreau]

I'm still going to watch it, but I had been hoping for a cross between My Best Friend Klaus Kinski and Some Kind of Monster.

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

You're being treated like you're the Jim Carrey riddler.

[13th Warrior]

To be fair though, speaking modern Norwegian is far far closer to old Norse than the English that they switch to once he can understand them.

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

So, the robot with the revolver at the beginning has been brought up a few times (both in the forums and in the ep), but I want to bring something up that I mentioned in the minisode thread again. When Ramsay first goes into the bedroom, the door to the bathroom (where the robot is kickin' it) is closed. The door opening is what makes him drop to the floor right before the robot shoots.

 

So, that means that not only does that clunky-ass claw have enough dexterity to hold and operate a firearm, it can also open a goddamn door and fire half a second later!

 

If you watch the video it's even more confusing because the arm appears to be at a fixed height is at best only halfway to the height of the knob.

 

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

Well, this is just goddamn embarrassing...

 

 

Is it just me or is does that blue circle, about crotch level look like it opens up? I think we just figured out how Ramsay and Lois get it on.

[Jurassic World (2015)]

I am so confused as to why he censored himself. He even got 90% of the swears, even wank but then let a shit slip through. Maybe he's trying to keep his post TV-MA.

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

Anyway, earlier in the film, Ramsay's son (most annoying performance by a child actor EVER, by the way)

 

No way this kid is worse than the son in Over The Top or Jayden Smith in After Earth.

[Hulk (2003)]

The only death in this movie is this:

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

I wish someone could take the footage from this movie and paste over it the audio from this at&t video..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MnQ8EkwXJ0

did at&t pay for this movie to be made?

 

ever want to send a robot out to kill someone, well now you can. and AT&T is going to make that happen.

 

A while back I saw someone point out how accurate these predictions are except that almost none of these technological advances have been brought to us by AT&T.

[Episode 69 — Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles]

FYI I stumbled across this website that is very similar to Crackle and this film is available on it.

 

http://tubitv.com/video?id=268515&title=Crocodile_Dundee_in_Los_Angeles

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

Just stopped by to ask if anyone is watching the UK show "Humans"? It's on Channel 4 over here and AMC I think in the US. It's only just started and sounds like a decent version of Runaway.

 

I believe it's a remake of a Swedish TV show Real Humans

[EPISODE 114 — Runaway]

I pointed this out in the mini-ep, but I wanted to reiterate that the actor that played Bobby would go on to interact with another robot in his next role Flight of the Navigator

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

haha, limiting yourself to Gene Simmons gifs would make someone seem....creepy so I think it's only fair that both of you get to use both actors.

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

Do you think that the one-armed robot that grabbed the gun at the beginning was the dad's pleasurebot?

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

Gene Simmons performance was like a kid who wanted people to think that they were in the Columbine trenchcoat mafia so that everyone was afraid of him, but was in reality harmless.

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

1.) Tom Selleck's unadulterated sexism ("Who is that? She's very attractive")

 

Maybe it's because horndog extraordinaire Gene Simmons is in the film for a contrast, but I thought that line came off as if he didn't actually find her attractive.

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

Wow, I have seen this movie before. Probably 20 years or so ago but I have seen it. I had a flashback of having seen it during the bug detection scene. That is the only part I remember though, probably when I saw it, the film seemed like a reasonable vision of the future but now 30 years later it is so clunky.

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

Oh man, this has the kid from Flight of the Navigator in it!

 

BTW, if anyone wants douche chills for a full 197 seconds, watch this video:

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

You guys should limit your gif battles to Gene Simmons and Tom Selleck images just to make it more challenging.

[13th Warrior]

i mean.. the vikings are speaking modern Norwegian, not old norse...

 

While I know they could have used modern Icelandic and been 99% correct, if they had said "Bork bork bork" most Americans would have thought it was old Norse. Och jag talar lite svenska.

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

Is anyone else surprised that the 1st Gene Simmons appearance on HDTGM is not KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park?

[EPISODE 113.5 — Minisode 113.5]

So you MIGHT be able to watch Runaway on TV (or more likely set your DVRs) if you live in the US. I checked IMDB and it said that it was showing Wednesday 7/8 at 3:45 PM on a HD channel that appears to be a cheap rebroadcast OTA movie network check here to see if you get it:

http://moviestvnetwo...m/wheretowatch/

 

As a bonus, that same day they are playing Rhinestone at 4:55 AM!

[Holy Matrimony]

Yea this was a weird movie. One that wouldnt have been released if the two lead roles were gender swapped.

 

I want to make a Doug Hutchison joke, but that would make their age gap seem too small...

[Rocky IV (1985)]

I tear up every time Apollo Creed dies.