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I think ripoff is a strong word. Equilibrium is what would come out if the writer was just told to read the Cliff Notes of Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451 and forced to watch nothing but Resident Evil movies. While watching the trailer I half-expected that crazy "RAWR RWAR RWAAAAR!" heavy-metal-like music to start playing.
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That describes a soundtrack I would have bought around 2002...
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Aside from being an obvious ripoff of The Matrix, Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451, Equilibrium is not a bad movie. Don't forget that this director also did Ultraviolet, which would be a much better movie for this podcast (Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever also should be done long before Equilibrium).
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2) Double Impact -- another great JCVD movie and I would say, the most JCVD out of all of his movies. This is when he is at the height of his powers, so all of his ideas are getting privileged over others. It is the best action movie -- fights, boobs, and explosions.
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I love how this movie is about two twins separated at birth and raised very differently, but when they both discover each other, they're so casual about it. YOU HAVE A FUCKING TWIN BROTHER, YOUR MIND SHOULD BE BLOWN!!!
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Okay, now Vincent Gallo is a guy I hate almost as much as Lars Von Trier as an actual person and as an artist, but he truly makes art/Art/"ART"/@rt. I can't tell if his persona is a put-on or what, but he is very smart, very interesting, and there is stuff going on there. A lot of people only know him from Buffalo '66 onward, but he was around in the New York scene back in the late 70s and early 80s, making music and films with Basquiat and creating. His music is suprisingly fragile and artful. The man can act, for real. His performance in Claire Denis'
is one of my favorite things in one of the most beautiful movies of all time. I think I despise him as a man, but he is capable of simple, pure, creative work that -- in my heart -- is the equal of E. E. Cummings.Â
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I like to think that he is doing what Andy Kaufman did for most of his career, if I found out he was serious I would be let down. He is a brilliant troll IMO.
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5. DOOGALI'll let the trailer speak what I can't type...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4y9_Zv09zE
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Chevy Chase, Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Hader, Jon Stewart....uh, yeah. Let's start that voice casting
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Hah, I remember sick at home from work one day and catching this and it felt like the script was composed entirely of pop culture references.
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Is it worth the view? I'm actually shocked that Cage could produce something good. Of course, I'm of the generation whose first experience with Nicolas Cage is National Treasure. I know him as crap-master, not Oscar-winning crap-master
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I would argue that about every 5th Nic Cage movie is good. In the past decade he has been in Kick Ass, Bad Lieutenant, Lord of War and Matchstick Men, which were all good movies. Just beyond the decade horizon though he made Adaptation, which is IMO a masterpiece.
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Which reminds me, I need to subject myself to Jack Reacher at some point, because Herzog.Â
Don't expect much. It's like someone thought that the problem with James Bond movies is that they lack tense legal drama, so they decided to rectify that.
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Tango & Cash - I know, I know, we had a bunch of Stallone movies recently but I think that this one is corny, fun and ridiculous and deserves to be made.
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Kazaam/Steel - Shaq.
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Tyler Perry's Temptation - I just want to hear their take on a Tyler Perry movie
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No Holds Barred - I watched this a couple of weeks ago and do not want it to be in vain.
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Junior - It's their logo!
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FYI the expiration dates on HBO Go are listed as soon as the movies go up, I would be surprised to find out that they pulled them before their listed dates.
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Also, quite frequently when a movie expires from HBO Go, it appears on Max Go (and vice versa). It doesn't always happen, but it happens very frequently.
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Or maybe two other guys wrote the script, Stallone came along and changed names and phrasings and took credit for writing the screenplay...
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The problem is that they'd be making fun of a movie that owns its stupidity.
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It's a sequel in the sense that Troll 2 is a sequel to Troll.
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If a person was to google "gymkata full movie" they may possibly be able to find the whole thing out there on a certain video streaming site...
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(and Shariq beats me by a minute)
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Since I am a nerd I created a list on IMDB fairly early on in the podcast and have taken the time to maintain it. If you use IMDB to rate movies it will even tell you how many of them you've seen. I recently started adding links to the movies on canistream.it so people can find the movie easily if they so choose
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Here's the list:
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I think had they chosen a decent young actor, it would have been an enjoyable, but forgettable action movie. I remember the scene where they sleep in the forest and Lautner's character is supposed to be crying from a bad dream, I honestly thought he was waking up with allergies.
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So they said that the Jere Burns crew goes to Romania to make bad movies right? Isn't that where Uwe Boll makes most of his films?
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I saw that this was added to Netflix Instant recently, looks like it would be in the vein of Mac & Me.
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I would also suggest watching Gozno: The Life and Work of Hunter S. Thompson, highly entertaining take on the man.
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You liked your own post?
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Oh my god this movie is insane and terrible in all of the best ways possible.
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If I could trade the addition to MLA to my vocabulary for a Smurfs 2 episode I'd have to think long and hard about it.
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I want to know if Jesus wins, what is he going to do with the money and truck? Set up his own trucking company named "Son, Father and Holy Ghost" maybe?
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I see his picture, but I don't see the name Kenny Loggins anywhere on that list. Hmmm.
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That's because he is busy arm wrestling Satan.
Top 5 movies for you personnally that they have not done yet
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I've seen listed as a Hollywood conservative. His wikipedia states:
"Gallo is a supporter of the Republican Party, and has been seen at a New York fashion show with George W. Bush's daughters Barbara and Jenna.[18] He has stated that his fantasy is "becoming more like the stereotype of the Republican Party."[19] He also wishes to look "more like [American conservative journalist] George Will."[19] In his own words, Gallo "considered himself a radical, always, but an extremely conservative radical."[20]"
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This is why I think he's trolling (and doing a wonderful job of trolling both sides).