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tinhat

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  1. Crank 3: Crankacolypse
    Chelios' flesh is burnt beyond recognition! No more public poon-tang wrangling at the races, OR IS IT? Ethnic Foreigner gang in the heart of SCUM CITY have a new technology - ultra-fuckable fake flesh. But the Big Boss no le gusta to give up the precious material; he needs it to continue running a network of skyscraper bordellos in the heart of downtown Abu Dhabi or something. "Bullshit", bitches Chelios, and he fucks it over to the Middle East where he has to keep his faggot scar tissue out of the hot cocking desert sun. Each scene lasts no longer than 5 seconds and the dialogue is mixed so low compared to the sound-effects that every line must be subtitled in shaky, moving text.

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