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Hoboatmeal, the most frightening of contagions.

Holy shit, pussy boy just came in my brain,

It's like I died and went to Gelvana

Loving this podcast, what's the twitter account we can shoot topics at?

I like to make catchphrases that are horribly stupid and will never be said out loud. I think I am pretty good at this.

Make sure you really yell that last part, thanks love you bye.

Here's one that would really get you fucked up: take a drink every time you see that dead, soulless look in Lindsay Lohan's eyes. You'd probably die from alcohol poisoning about half way through the movie.

I know you guys want an open, honest discussion but here is my question: Is there anyway this film could one day be re-interpreted into a high-caliber overly violent borderline snuff porn? The cum loads would be more explosive, the hair lines, more receding, creepy and weird but most of all the question would be asked, "can anyone dominate the insatiable and virile Jizzsaw?"

You guys are thinking to hard about this, I think it's best to keep it simple. New title: "Ah Fuck".

"The movie where the aliens get a little rape'y"

I'll say this again, baby pants.

The lights are dim, in smurfettes' face you can see all hope has been lost as she is striped naked. She needs nothing other than to score some more smurf. Just then Papa smurf enters the scene, the room already surrounded by thuggish smurfs in tall, black suits and other threateningly clothed attire as they all circle the nude Smurfette. A nameless smurf enters the ring with smurfette, as naked and hopeless as she is. At this moment Papa smurf throws in a double sided blue dildo. His eyes glower in a menacing fashion as he announces the words she would never forget, "SMURF TO SMURF."

Infallible back up plan: "I have to wash my dad's hair."

Ah the download button isn't work! That link is working for it though, hopefully will be fixed soon.

I'd really like to hear more about this Michelle Overdrive, she sounds like an intense woman.

In a new twist of events, after being badly burned and repaired, Chev's body has a rare deficiency in punching stereotypes, minorities and transsexuals. If this rare deficiency isn't met every hour, his nervous system will shut down and he will face certain death. Knowing this Chev has a new skip in his step and a new punch to the face for pretty much everyone not Jason Statham and/or suburbanly white in Crank 3: Sexy Minority Puncher.

Crank 3: baby geniuses! - "It's a live action 'rugrats'!"

Oh one more! Hippy Elfdick

I can not recommend this enough but you need to do Atlas Shrugged. It was just out and flopped so bad it should be on DVD by now. Think of all those rich Ayn Rand jokes just waiting to be unleashed.

John 3:16 - "What's up hot dog?"

Tim Hotbuttdisease John Bigweiner Heath Weinerjoke And finally, Hank Africa The joke is that he'd be white and healthy.