Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

The boys seem very peeved this week and I think it's because of Professor Blastoff had a episode about Reality TV and they didn't get to do it. Instead Lauren Lapkus is did it. So the fellas got a different Lauren for revenge.

[Episode 59 — Free Subarus for Moms!]

The discussion about Todd's dog around 45 minutes in is one of my favorite moments in the history of the show.

 

COME TO THINK OF IT, his barking is just the word "bark" over and over! He just says "bark bark bark"!

[Episode 313 — Gumbo Challenge]

I heard that Dante joined Interpool and his contribution to the band was Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Brown.

 

(Also, Horatio nearly screaming at the end of his Don Pardo impression was fucking hilarious)

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

so with tweets retweets is for ppl who follow u but don't follow the person your retweeting so they can see a good tweet, and then faving is like liking a post on here right? I am a tweet babie

 

nailed it, greggy, like you alwaus do also I'm taking steps to de-anonymize myself and follow people, I'm tweet @spoocecow, hi, the name is bad, sorry

[Episode 1508 - Eddie Pepitone]

This was a great episode. Everyone was on their A game.

 

Also, hey, HEY!! Matt needs to record a new outro that cites Adam "Yakkety" Sachs as an EP, no longer Mr. Jeff Ulrich. It's rude to Mr. Yakkety.

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

HD = Harvey Danger, best known for mid-90s alt-rock hit "Flagpole Sitta"

1080 = the amount of times I've listened to "Flagpole Sitta"

p = penis for fuckin

[I'm pretty sure the Vengaboys were not actual boys, but full-grown adults.]

neither scritti nor politti

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

Good evening, Nikki. When your home gets a little chilly, do you prefer a sweater or a blanket? I guess that's a dumb question for southern California, but I'm up in the armpit of Canada and I don't know how to make myself warm again. Any help would be appreciated.

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

oh and hey have you been to the new deluxe liquor stores @ the hooksett toll booth yet?

 

I've only driven past them and stared at them longingly (because I love liquor (but not as much as zooming past buildings in my sweet car (1998 Nissan Altima))). They look great but a little part of me is sad that the charmingly awful barn aesthetic has been updated to a clean but not-so-charming not-so-barn aesthetic. I feel a special kinship with big ugly barns

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

Real talk, man this episode is so good. Work sucks¹ today and I'm still in a good mood and loffing a lot because of all of the jokes. Thank you to the hosts, and guest, for being so swell.

 

 

¹ I know²

² she left me roses by the stairs³

³ surprises let me know she cares

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

I think Nathan Lane was a bad influence on the rest of the animals

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

all you damn fish better do 10 laps in your underwear around Chug a'lug house before you can post and anybody lagging is gonna ripped on by Jerry's hose. (Jerry's a fricken monster with that thing - YOU WILL GET WET)

This is like a perfect comedy sentence. [angrily] it belongs in a museum

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

I think this is a www-trick from Engineer Cody and this isn't the real Mark from high school. There weren't any popcorn noises anywhere in the post. Telltale sign of a cyber-loser.

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

Good evening Gil. Why don't kids build treehouses anymore? They're allways on their phones now? I hate it. Thank you.

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

This episode is really really funny. I think more podcasts need to talk about Lurch and be under the tables.

[Quit barfing, Gary.]

It's rude.

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

Dear Guests:

 

Have you ever climbed a mountain?

 

Sincerely,

mwn

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

cody what do you have to say for yourself

 

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

CODY

[Episode 17 — Songs of Innocence]

 

Now that's a freakin' T shirt.

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

it's pretty b.s. that agata (also july) didn't get to be into this ep. [loudly boos]

 

OH YEAH! OH HELL YEAH BABY!

if I'm seeing a solidarity with twitter fart guy, I'm opposed, here. [winks slyly though, just in case]

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

I genuinely thought I was listening to several other Earwolf shows during this episode. Could you guys please put up a warning that this is just **one** show?

[Episode 150 — Shoehorn A Shoehorn Story]

It goes in--

It goes in--

It--

It slides--

It g--

It goes in--

It--

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

*stands up, bravely* I will like the greggy post.