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    Southland Tales (2006)

    I was recently subjected to this movie by a so-called friend. At first I thought it sounded awesome because EVERYONE is in this movie (Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Bai Ling, John Larroquette, John Lovitz, Mandy Moore, Abbey McBride, Cheri Oteri, Amy Poehler, Will Sasso, Sean William Scott, Kevin Smith, Justin Timberlake, Eli Roth, and part of Janeane Garofalo's head). But within thirty minutes I wanted to punch everyone who had anything to do with this movie directly in the face. I kept watching in hopes that there would be some sort of resolution or something would redeem it to being so-bad-it's-awesome, but no. It just sucks all the sucks there are to suck. Don't even try making sense of it, because there is none to make. And pay special attention to Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson's "acting". It is spectacular.