Duhg

It's bad luck if my Saliva isn't on it.

Whoa! This just got serious.

Dude! I'm eating that for breakfast.

I'm getting the front of my knees tattooed on the back of my knees. You'll never know which way I'm going.

I have a detritus mustache.

Do you have a whittling knife?

He looks like a wolf in the afternoon.

I think PFT should be cast in the movie adaptation of Neverwhere as Mr. Croup. He wears suits, he is eloquent, he obviously carries knives around with him at all times... They are making that movie, right? I think this is totally a thing. Who's doing the casting? Anybody know?

...but i like the Sherlock Holmes movies...

Dear Mr. Ducca, Thank you for EVERYTHING that you do, absolutely everything. I have been an avid listener and hope against hope that you may be able to help me with a problem. I have been having memory trouble lately. I always check the "remember me" box on every website that I visit, but none of them ever seems to know who I am the next time I stop by. Is there such a thing as Reverse Amnesia or some other illness which causes a person to be utterly forgettable to everyone and every thing he ever meets? The problem is not necessarily confined to digital entities, but this is where the symptoms appear to be the most pronounced (and the most hurtful as computers have ALWAYS been my closest friends). If you have time during your busy schedule and have not already forgotten about me, could you please find it in your heart to lend me another cup of wisdom? Thank you, Douglas Watson

This was a great episode, but hearing the words "...except Boo Radley is a Starfleet commander" made my week. Nicely done.

This was a great episode, but hearing the words "...except Boo Radley is a Starfleet commander" made my week. Nicely done.

I enjoy the way Howard's questions tend to be very open to any number of interpretations. I feel like it puts everyone at ease. Example: "Have you ever shot anything up in Detroit?" Answer Option 1: No, I'd like to shoot a movie there, though, Answer Option 2: Heroin Answer Option 3: A coked up hobo that wouldn't stop following me.